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piratejournal2013-10-06 04:25 pm
dersite_dj) wrote in piratejournal2013-10-06 04:25 pm
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[Written in surprisingly good script. Dave's intentionally leaving everything lower-case and avoiding punctuation like the devil just to amuse himself.]
to start on a serious note
im lookin for two dog monsters and a dog girl presumed dead
reward of millions of boonbucks because money is no issue
not that any of you really have a need for it
or even know what it is
forget it
i just know im either on the set of the highest budget shitty pirate movie
or ive been knocked into yet another dream bubble
rarin for me to get hosed like its the first day of summer by some chump with a handheld cam and a baseball cap flipped turnways like its a runaway corpse of a show
anyway
lets do this shitty magic notebook
time to make me laugh
to start on a serious note
im lookin for two dog monsters and a dog girl presumed dead
reward of millions of boonbucks because money is no issue
not that any of you really have a need for it
or even know what it is
forget it
i just know im either on the set of the highest budget shitty pirate movie
or ive been knocked into yet another dream bubble
rarin for me to get hosed like its the first day of summer by some chump with a handheld cam and a baseball cap flipped turnways like its a runaway corpse of a show
anyway
lets do this shitty magic notebook
time to make me laugh
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things kind of exploded
so yeah
well see i guess
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whatever
bet you only need one cell phone
like a normal person
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I only need one, but I really like having it. It's not even like we need it here, but it had a lot of fun games on it.
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though by now i imagine the markets saturated with shitty games
still if you want an iphone to spare or somethin ive got one with infinite batteries
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Really? Like an actual iPhone? [ ...... she really wants it but doesn't want to be rude lol ]
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not fill out a survey and then you dont get the iphone anyway
its actually real
and it doesnt need to be charged
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I'd feel bad taking it without giving anything, so is there anything you need? I guess you're new so you don't really know, yet...
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maybe buy me lunch or something
im probably hella emaciated from being dragged through the worst shitty situation in the world and dropped on this craptastic island journey
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i know i dont wanna disappoint myself with the obvious no im gonna get but
is there a bk here
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[ there's a really long pause ]
I wish there were a BK here. I wish there were any form of fast-food here.
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i think id wait and see if my stomach let food agree with me before i dived right into the cake
but yeah i could use a burger
its been what three years
fuck my lifes been horrible for awhile
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I'm sorry to hear that... They might not have a burger place, but that's really easy to make, so I could make you one?
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a double cheeseburg sounds hella enticing right now
sold
most ludicrous sales pitch for an iphone ever heard
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But I'll make you one. Is there somewhere you'd like to meet in about forty minutes?
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youre pretty cool madoka
when i thought shitty pirate island i didnt expect yknow
decent convo and lunch
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I didn't expect an iPhone.
I'll meet you by the docks in a bit, is that okay?
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cool ill be there
sadly i cant download new music but its kind of full of pretty fly beats in the first place
so youll be stocked for a goddamn viking winter
better wrap up tight because shitty pirate adventures sound like theyll take awhile
[Dave just sort of walked. He knew he couldn't fly for very long distances at a time without suddenly plummeting to the ground, so it was easier to just hoof it than look like a dumbass and ruin his cape.
Why the hell was he even worried about his stupid cape?]
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