[Written]

[dersite_dj]

[Written in surprisingly good script. Dave's intentionally leaving everything lower-case and avoiding punctuation like the devil just to amuse himself.]

to start on a serious note
im lookin for two dog monsters and a dog girl presumed dead
reward of millions of boonbucks because money is no issue
not that any of you really have a need for it
or even know what it is
forget it
i just know im either on the set of the highest budget shitty pirate movie
or ive been knocked into yet another dream bubble
rarin for me to get hosed like its the first day of summer by some chump with a handheld cam and a baseball cap flipped turnways like its a runaway corpse of a show
anyway

lets do this shitty magic notebook
time to make me laugh

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written

[bydesign]

[ a bit of a delay because she's not sure how to respond to that at first. ] Thank you.

I didn't expect an iPhone.

I'll meet you by the docks in a bit, is that okay?

written

[dersite_dj]

hahah yeah nobody expects a fuckin iphone
cool ill be there
sadly i cant download new music but its kind of full of pretty fly beats in the first place
so youll be stocked for a goddamn viking winter
better wrap up tight because shitty pirate adventures sound like theyll take awhile

[Dave just sort of walked. He knew he couldn't fly for very long distances at a time without suddenly plummeting to the ground, so it was easier to just hoof it than look like a dumbass and ruin his cape.

Why the hell was he even worried about his stupid cape?]

action

[bydesign]

[ in about thirty minutes Madoka'll be at the docks with a lil' paper bag that she has pretty poorly hand-drawn the BK logo on lol ]