[Written]

[dersite_dj]

[Written in surprisingly good script. Dave's intentionally leaving everything lower-case and avoiding punctuation like the devil just to amuse himself.]

to start on a serious note
im lookin for two dog monsters and a dog girl presumed dead
reward of millions of boonbucks because money is no issue
not that any of you really have a need for it
or even know what it is
forget it
i just know im either on the set of the highest budget shitty pirate movie
or ive been knocked into yet another dream bubble
rarin for me to get hosed like its the first day of summer by some chump with a handheld cam and a baseball cap flipped turnways like its a runaway corpse of a show
anyway

lets do this shitty magic notebook
time to make me laugh

Comments

written

[bydesign]

Do you not like sweets?

[ there's a really long pause ]

I wish there were a BK here. I wish there were any form of fast-food here.

written

[dersite_dj]

not at the moment i guess
i think id wait and see if my stomach let food agree with me before i dived right into the cake
but yeah i could use a burger
its been what three years
fuck my lifes been horrible for awhile

written

[bydesign]

That makes sense.

I'm sorry to hear that... They might not have a burger place, but that's really easy to make, so I could make you one?

written

[dersite_dj]

not even gonna play
a double cheeseburg sounds hella enticing right now
sold
most ludicrous sales pitch for an iphone ever heard

written

[bydesign]

It's bizarre for me too.

But I'll make you one. Is there somewhere you'd like to meet in about forty minutes?

written

[dersite_dj]

sure thing
youre pretty cool madoka
when i thought shitty pirate island i didnt expect yknow
decent convo and lunch

written

[bydesign]

[ a bit of a delay because she's not sure how to respond to that at first. ] Thank you.

I didn't expect an iPhone.

I'll meet you by the docks in a bit, is that okay?

written

[dersite_dj]

hahah yeah nobody expects a fuckin iphone
cool ill be there
sadly i cant download new music but its kind of full of pretty fly beats in the first place
so youll be stocked for a goddamn viking winter
better wrap up tight because shitty pirate adventures sound like theyll take awhile

[Dave just sort of walked. He knew he couldn't fly for very long distances at a time without suddenly plummeting to the ground, so it was easier to just hoof it than look like a dumbass and ruin his cape.

Why the hell was he even worried about his stupid cape?]

action

[bydesign]

[ in about thirty minutes Madoka'll be at the docks with a lil' paper bag that she has pretty poorly hand-drawn the BK logo on lol ]