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[instaboobs]

[A very irritated yet defeated Ranma makes it a point to come on the journal this morning to gripe.]

Oi, I have a word of advice for all'a you bachelors an' all around good guys out there.

Next time y'decide to do somethin' out of the kindness of yer heart? Just do it an' keep on goin' with yer life. Don't stop an' let somethin' grow outta it. While I'm at it, never get married, don't agree t'get married, an' if you absolutely, positively hafta, then get it done right away.

Trust me. It'll save you a lot of headaches later.

[Boy, he doesn't sound apologetic about recent going ons at all.]

Comments

audio:

[hostclubshadowking]

Marriage has its benefits. It's a perfect tool for alliances.

[Someone isn't a romantic.]

audio:

[instaboobs]

If you're willin' to put up with all the strife you get just bein' promised to marry someone.

audio:

[hostclubshadowking]

Then why did you get engaged?

audio;

[hiken]

Ahhh, you and I are in agreement here, pal.

audio;

[instaboobs]

Good. There's someone with a brain around here.

audio;

[hiken]

Why do people even like that kind of thing, anyway? It's like shacklin' yourself to a rock and tossin' the rock in the sea.

audio;

[streetferret]

[Horrible relationship advice senses tingling.]

What did you do?

audio;

[instaboobs]

I didn't do anything!

audio;

[streetferret]

Obviously you did something nice for somebody and it backfired.

[Voice]

[orderispeace]

There are certain benefits to a marriage...

[Benefits he will not discuss here. ]

But, if this is in regard to what I believe it to be then I'd agree. You would have been foolish to agree to marry some one as volatile as that.

[Voice]

[instaboobs]

Haven't seen one yet that benefits me.

[maybe he'll find out when he's older.]

No kiddin'. I'd have to be out of my mind!

[Voice]

[crackpotcrocker]

[That... That just pushed a button because it is one of his regrets.]

SHUT UP!

[Expect she is right and that what Crocker is hating to admit. He should had asked Geraldine to marry him before a certain something happened.

As breathing in distress can be heard over the journal.]

[Voice]

[instaboobs]

Huh?! Why should I?! I'm just tellin' the truth!

[voice]

[yourotherleft]

If I never hear the word 'married' again from now until the day I die, it'll be too soon.

[voice]

[instaboobs]

You and me both. I don't wanna hear anythin' else about marriage or engagements or fiancees or anythin'.

voice;

[notacostume]

You talking from experience over there?

voice;

[instaboobs]

You don't know the half of it, sister.

audio;

[bolincredible]

[ But LOVE..... ]

Wait, so what's wrong with doing good things and getting married, exactly? I mean, I'm not really on board with having to get married, but when you actually want to, it's supposed to be pretty great! Kind of depends on your approach.

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[instaboobs]

One of 'em can make people think you owe 'em somethin'. The other causes a hell of a lotta headaches later, with plannin' stuff an' makin' sure your friends don't try t'put a stop to it.

[voice]

[mostattitude]

Dude, right?? I figure marriage has gotta be pretty overrated. And most of the time, girls just make guys act dumb.

[voice]

[instaboobs]

See, that's the thing! I know two... no, three guys who're all idiots! What do they have in common? They keep droolin' over a buncha girls!

[never mind that one of them's chilled out considerably since he got a girlfriend, but it makes sense in his head]

[song_princess]

Dare I ask what makes my lord say such a thing?

[instaboobs]

"My lord?" [that's a new one.] I'm great an' all, but you don't hafta call me that.

I'm sharin' my knowledge of the engaged life with everyone.

{Voice}

[mephistophilus]

A man scorned?

{Voice}

[instaboobs]

Pretty much. The last few days or so've been hell.