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saotome ranma ([personal profile] instaboobs) wrote in [community profile] piratejournal2014-06-15 02:27 pm

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[A very irritated yet defeated Ranma makes it a point to come on the journal this morning to gripe.]

Oi, I have a word of advice for all'a you bachelors an' all around good guys out there.

Next time y'decide to do somethin' out of the kindness of yer heart? Just do it an' keep on goin' with yer life. Don't stop an' let somethin' grow outta it. While I'm at it, never get married, don't agree t'get married, an' if you absolutely, positively hafta, then get it done right away.

Trust me. It'll save you a lot of headaches later.

[Boy, he doesn't sound apologetic about recent going ons at all.]
bolincredible: (why the fuck aren't you rich)

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[personal profile] bolincredible 2014-07-24 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Right, gotcha! Totally up to speed now! Why haven't you broken up with her, exactly?