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[instaboobs]

[A very irritated yet defeated Ranma makes it a point to come on the journal this morning to gripe.]

Oi, I have a word of advice for all'a you bachelors an' all around good guys out there.

Next time y'decide to do somethin' out of the kindness of yer heart? Just do it an' keep on goin' with yer life. Don't stop an' let somethin' grow outta it. While I'm at it, never get married, don't agree t'get married, an' if you absolutely, positively hafta, then get it done right away.

Trust me. It'll save you a lot of headaches later.

[Boy, he doesn't sound apologetic about recent going ons at all.]

Comments

audio:

[instaboobs]

...It's... kinda hard t'put into words.

It's why I hate dealin' with this. I can train for a good fight, but it's hard t'train for all this feelin' stuff.

audio:

[hostclubshadowking]

Well. Try.

It's only going to get worse the more you ignore it, so. Try telling an objective third party.

[Plus, hey, he's nosy.]

audio:

[instaboobs]

Basically... uh, I ain't one for feelin's. That's about it. So bein' married, havin' to share them all the time an' bein' touchy-feely just... it doesn't seem right t'me right now.

audio:

[hostclubshadowking]

...
Why would marriage have to deal with any of that? It's a business arrangement.

audio:

[instaboobs]

...a business arrangement? How's that?