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Hey book--or I guess people listening to the book?

... It's kinda weird talkin' to a book like this.

ANYWAYS, ahahah, I was just wonderin' when this prank is gonna be over? The whole thing about there not bein' any ramen stands around? I guess I could kinda see how that would be funny for like... five minutes, but it's really turned into somethin' cruel! So somebody just tell me where the damn ramen is, y'know?

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE? I haven't ate in days...!

[And the option for action for the Charming Murderess or anybody walking along the docks really. There's a blond ninja in tattered clothing crawling on the pier looking pitiful.]

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[You know how like a cute puppy you're playing tug-of-war with will suddenly just jerk the toy back at lightspeed? That's what Naruto does with the ramen, even unzipping his jacket a little and putting it inside where it magically stays somehow.]

No, no. That's fine. I'll keep it. Yep. Would be a waste if I didn't.

It would be, since it's a present.

[She knew that would work.]

[He's still rubbing the cup even though it's in his jacket. Kinda looks like he's fondling himself.

And he's actually not paying attention to her talking anymore.]

I'll cook you soon, y'know.

[okay that's enough]

Would you quit it?!

[Except it's normal and so Naruto. And she doesn't really want him to DEEP DOWN.

She wouldn't let him STARVE ANYWAY she's been shoving food down his throat basically because he won't eat]

Happy Birthday, Naruto.

[Naruto snickers and acts SLIGHTLY more normal when she wishes him a happy birthday. He reddens in the face once more as he laughs.]

Best birthday present ever. I'll have to tell Sasuke thanks too, y'know.

[IT'S NOT THE BEST he must have had better but it's what she could do in this place

and he was complaining so much about it]

Ah-- yeah!

[except she wrote Sasuke's name and she bought it so

maybe it'll remind him to SAY SOMETHING at least]

[It's pretty damn good. Ramen is the gift that keeps on giving. Until he eats it. But whatever.]

Wonder where he is? I should go find him.

[should she tell him there's more at the shop? naaaaa

Naruto and Sasuke need to talk more so at least there's that

POINtS UP]

Edited 2014-02-21 23:29 (UTC)

[Naruto will just look up. Straight up. She obviously means the rigging since Sasuke hangs out there a lot, but Naruto looks right up to the sky because her meaning goes right over his head.

Then he looks at her with the most distressed look ever.]

Wh-What? The afterlife? When?

[Lack of ramen is obviously affecting his brain in more ways than one. He's dumber than usual.]

[who cares it was your birthday sort of

THWAK]

NO, YOU IDIOT! IN THE RIGGING! I WOULDN'T LET SASUKE-KUN DIE EITHER!!

[OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIE!?

Pardon him while he nurses the knot on his head.]

... I knew that.

[NO YOU DIDN'T]

Anyway, he'll be up there. If not now, then later.

[should she come too to make sure they don't fight

maybe she'll hang around here doing... stuff]

[Naruto perks back up and nods.]

I'll find him. Shouldn't take too much. Just look for a -- [as he speaks, he grabs his cheeks and pulls them down in a huge frown;] -- big raincloud somewhere. Sasuke will probably be under it.

[Sakura covers her mouth quickly, trying not to laugh but grinning behind her fingers anyway.

Back then, Sakura would have yelled at Naruto for saying such a thing about Sasuke. But now, even she can see he's more serious than ever.]

Mn, you should find an umbrella then.

[trying to say it seriously]

[Naruto just snickers and holds his hand over his head like it's a small umbrella before patting the ramen in his jacket.]

I'll probably stick around here a little longer since I don't see him on the boat, but this way I'll be able to catch him when he shows up.

[Gives him a knowing look.]

I think I saw a kettle somewhere. I'm not sure about boiling water though. Maybe Sasuke-kun can help you with a fire jutsu when he turns up.

I already planned on pissing him off enough to shoot me with one, then I'll just dodge and let it hit the kettle, y'know.

He has lightning jutsu too.

That's why I'll say, "I bet you couldn't even hit me with a fireball, Frowny-chan."

[No she is the only chan]

Will that even work?

[Maybe with a younger Sasuke.]

You better believe it.

[ :3 ]

[nnnooooOOOOOOO

Suddenly she's more somber]

... Sasuke-kun said that we're strangers to each other now though.

[At that he pauses for a moment before just rolling his eyes and flicking his thumb across his nose.]

Sasuke says a lotta dumb crap nowadays, y'know.

You can say some pretty dumb things yourself.

[DON'T ACT ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY]

[The tiniest of whispers:]

Making up someone named Serratus was pretty dumb.

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