obstinates: (derp « that girl has a dick)
Uzumaki Naruto ([personal profile] obstinates) wrote in [community profile] piratejournal2014-02-21 02:03 pm
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Hey book--or I guess people listening to the book?

... It's kinda weird talkin' to a book like this.

ANYWAYS, ahahah, I was just wonderin' when this prank is gonna be over? The whole thing about there not bein' any ramen stands around? I guess I could kinda see how that would be funny for like... five minutes, but it's really turned into somethin' cruel! So somebody just tell me where the damn ramen is, y'know?

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE? I haven't ate in days...!

[And the option for action for the Charming Murderess or anybody walking along the docks really. There's a blond ninja in tattered clothing crawling on the pier looking pitiful.]
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obstinates: (grin « baby blues)

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[personal profile] obstinates 2014-02-21 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's pretty damn good. Ramen is the gift that keeps on giving. Until he eats it. But whatever.]

Wonder where he is? I should go find him.
slugly: feenga in da air (happy; standin on a car)

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[personal profile] slugly 2014-02-21 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[should she tell him there's more at the shop? naaaaa

Naruto and Sasuke need to talk more so at least there's that

POINtS UP]
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obstinates: (uhh « saw some dicks)

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[personal profile] obstinates 2014-02-21 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Naruto will just look up. Straight up. She obviously means the rigging since Sasuke hangs out there a lot, but Naruto looks right up to the sky because her meaning goes right over his head.

Then he looks at her with the most distressed look ever.]

Wh-What? The afterlife? When?

[Lack of ramen is obviously affecting his brain in more ways than one. He's dumber than usual.]
slugly: (comic; HRHRNRRNNGGGg)

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[personal profile] slugly 2014-02-21 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[who cares it was your birthday sort of

THWAK]

NO, YOU IDIOT! IN THE RIGGING! I WOULDN'T LET SASUKE-KUN DIE EITHER!!
obstinates: (ow « girls are mean)

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[personal profile] obstinates 2014-02-21 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIE!?

Pardon him while he nurses the knot on his head.]

... I knew that.
slugly: (confused; is he serious)

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[personal profile] slugly 2014-02-21 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[NO YOU DIDN'T]

Anyway, he'll be up there. If not now, then later.

[should she come too to make sure they don't fight

maybe she'll hang around here doing... stuff]
obstinates: (smirk « check this out)

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[personal profile] obstinates 2014-02-22 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Naruto perks back up and nods.]

I'll find him. Shouldn't take too much. Just look for a -- [as he speaks, he grabs his cheeks and pulls them down in a huge frown;] -- big raincloud somewhere. Sasuke will probably be under it.
slugly: (calm; hm what shall i have for lunch)

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[personal profile] slugly 2014-02-22 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Sakura covers her mouth quickly, trying not to laugh but grinning behind her fingers anyway.

Back then, Sakura would have yelled at Naruto for saying such a thing about Sasuke. But now, even she can see he's more serious than ever.]

Mn, you should find an umbrella then.

[trying to say it seriously]
obstinates: (grin « baby blues)

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[personal profile] obstinates 2014-02-23 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Naruto just snickers and holds his hand over his head like it's a small umbrella before patting the ramen in his jacket.]

I'll probably stick around here a little longer since I don't see him on the boat, but this way I'll be able to catch him when he shows up.
slugly: (smirk; super freak)

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[personal profile] slugly 2014-02-23 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Gives him a knowing look.]

I think I saw a kettle somewhere. I'm not sure about boiling water though. Maybe Sasuke-kun can help you with a fire jutsu when he turns up.
obstinates: (smirk « gonna fuck your shit up)

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[personal profile] obstinates 2014-02-23 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
I already planned on pissing him off enough to shoot me with one, then I'll just dodge and let it hit the kettle, y'know.
slugly: (annoyed; jfc stop)

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[personal profile] slugly 2014-02-23 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
He has lightning jutsu too.
obstinates: (grin « sniff my finger!)

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[personal profile] obstinates 2014-02-23 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
That's why I'll say, "I bet you couldn't even hit me with a fireball, Frowny-chan."
slugly: (confused; is he serious)

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[personal profile] slugly 2014-02-23 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
[No she is the only chan]

Will that even work?

[Maybe with a younger Sasuke.]
obstinates: (grin « tasty)

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[personal profile] obstinates 2014-02-23 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
You better believe it.

[ :3 ]
slugly: yin (worry; dont look good)

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[personal profile] slugly 2014-02-23 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[nnnooooOOOOOOO

Suddenly she's more somber]

... Sasuke-kun said that we're strangers to each other now though.
obstinates: (shit « feels good to be a gangsta)

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[personal profile] obstinates 2014-02-23 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
[At that he pauses for a moment before just rolling his eyes and flicking his thumb across his nose.]

Sasuke says a lotta dumb crap nowadays, y'know.
slugly: (annoyed; yeah fuck off)

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[personal profile] slugly 2014-02-23 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
You can say some pretty dumb things yourself.

[DON'T ACT ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY]
obstinates: (meh « go fuck yourself)

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[personal profile] obstinates 2014-02-23 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
[The tiniest of whispers:]

Making up someone named Serratus was pretty dumb.
slugly: yin (comic; headbutt incoming)

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[personal profile] slugly 2014-02-23 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
[gets in his face]

Huh? What was that?
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obstinates: (derp « WHERE'D I PUT MY KEYS)

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[personal profile] obstinates 2014-02-23 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
[WOOOOOOOOOOPS]

[Just starts pawing at her face, patting her cheeks and forehead.]

MAKEUP. YOUR MAKEUP IS SO NICE, HAHAHAH!
slugly: was this filler i'm laughing (derp; don't know if mad or smirking)

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[personal profile] slugly 2014-02-23 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
[doesn't even blink]

I'm not wearing any.
obstinates: (derp « surprise buttsex)

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[personal profile] obstinates 2014-02-23 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
[doesn't even fucking pause as he keeps patting]

I KNOW YOU DON'T EVEN NEED ANY IT'S SO AMAZING.
slugly: was this filler i'm laughing (derp; don't know if mad or smirking)

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[personal profile] slugly 2014-02-23 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
[slight narrowing of eyes

before she suddenly clamps her hands on his cheeks so his lips puff out]

Are you saying I look fine without make-up?
obstinates: (uhh « sweatin' like a fatso in Suna)

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[personal profile] obstinates 2014-02-23 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Ahhhh--

[Shit, ow.]

I kinda don't want to talk anymore.

[He just keeps talking himself into a corner.]

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