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Hey book--or I guess people listening to the book?

... It's kinda weird talkin' to a book like this.

ANYWAYS, ahahah, I was just wonderin' when this prank is gonna be over? The whole thing about there not bein' any ramen stands around? I guess I could kinda see how that would be funny for like... five minutes, but it's really turned into somethin' cruel! So somebody just tell me where the damn ramen is, y'know?

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE? I haven't ate in days...!

[And the option for action for the Charming Murderess or anybody walking along the docks really. There's a blond ninja in tattered clothing crawling on the pier looking pitiful.]

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[Naruto just snickers and holds his hand over his head like it's a small umbrella before patting the ramen in his jacket.]

I'll probably stick around here a little longer since I don't see him on the boat, but this way I'll be able to catch him when he shows up.

[Gives him a knowing look.]

I think I saw a kettle somewhere. I'm not sure about boiling water though. Maybe Sasuke-kun can help you with a fire jutsu when he turns up.

I already planned on pissing him off enough to shoot me with one, then I'll just dodge and let it hit the kettle, y'know.

He has lightning jutsu too.

That's why I'll say, "I bet you couldn't even hit me with a fireball, Frowny-chan."

[No she is the only chan]

Will that even work?

[Maybe with a younger Sasuke.]

You better believe it.

[ :3 ]

[nnnooooOOOOOOO

Suddenly she's more somber]

... Sasuke-kun said that we're strangers to each other now though.

[At that he pauses for a moment before just rolling his eyes and flicking his thumb across his nose.]

Sasuke says a lotta dumb crap nowadays, y'know.

You can say some pretty dumb things yourself.

[DON'T ACT ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY]

[The tiniest of whispers:]

Making up someone named Serratus was pretty dumb.

[gets in his face]

Huh? What was that?

Edited 2014-02-23 05:07 (UTC)

[WOOOOOOOOOOPS]

[Just starts pawing at her face, patting her cheeks and forehead.]

MAKEUP. YOUR MAKEUP IS SO NICE, HAHAHAH!

[doesn't even blink]

I'm not wearing any.

[doesn't even fucking pause as he keeps patting]

I KNOW YOU DON'T EVEN NEED ANY IT'S SO AMAZING.

[slight narrowing of eyes

before she suddenly clamps her hands on his cheeks so his lips puff out]

Are you saying I look fine without make-up?

Ahhhh--

[Shit, ow.]

I kinda don't want to talk anymore.

[He just keeps talking himself into a corner.]

Answer the question.

[makes them puff out more

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[Honesty is the best policy, right?]

I SAID MAKING UP A SERRATUS GUY IS DUMB. DON'T HURT ME, SAKURA-CHAN.

[She meant the make up thing but this also works.

Finally she lets go and folds her arms.]

I didn't make anything up! Serratus is a muscle, like I said before. Not a muscular guy, either! It's right here.

[Jabs his side a little, irritated.]

Ow.

[At least she didn't send him over the rigging.]

[He just rubs his side.]

Geez, Sakura-chan, even your pokes feel like you could hit me right in the heart.

[INWARDLY FREAKS OUT LKSJGLDKJG EVEN IF SHE DID IT TO SAVE HIS LIFE]

Ahaha! I wouldn't poke you that hard! Don't be ridiculous!

Probably could though, eheheh! I'd hate to be your enemy, Sakura-chan. Could probably cut me right open, y'know!

[There. Have a compliment anyways.]

[you're a terrible human being

She goes a bit pale. Even if it's a compliment. Is it a compliment?]

R-Right... I could. Because my medical ninjutsu would allow it.

[now shut up pls]

[Now Naruto is stepping back and holding out an arm at a 45 degree hangle before chopping downwards really quickly with a "CHIIIKKKKT" noise.]

Slice. Wide. Open. Would kinda be cool.

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