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Hey book--or I guess people listening to the book?

... It's kinda weird talkin' to a book like this.

ANYWAYS, ahahah, I was just wonderin' when this prank is gonna be over? The whole thing about there not bein' any ramen stands around? I guess I could kinda see how that would be funny for like... five minutes, but it's really turned into somethin' cruel! So somebody just tell me where the damn ramen is, y'know?

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE? I haven't ate in days...!

[And the option for action for the Charming Murderess or anybody walking along the docks really. There's a blond ninja in tattered clothing crawling on the pier looking pitiful.]

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[doesn't even fucking pause as he keeps patting]

I KNOW YOU DON'T EVEN NEED ANY IT'S SO AMAZING.

[slight narrowing of eyes

before she suddenly clamps her hands on his cheeks so his lips puff out]

Are you saying I look fine without make-up?

Ahhhh--

[Shit, ow.]

I kinda don't want to talk anymore.

[He just keeps talking himself into a corner.]

Answer the question.

[makes them puff out more

like icon]

[Honesty is the best policy, right?]

I SAID MAKING UP A SERRATUS GUY IS DUMB. DON'T HURT ME, SAKURA-CHAN.

[She meant the make up thing but this also works.

Finally she lets go and folds her arms.]

I didn't make anything up! Serratus is a muscle, like I said before. Not a muscular guy, either! It's right here.

[Jabs his side a little, irritated.]

Ow.

[At least she didn't send him over the rigging.]

[He just rubs his side.]

Geez, Sakura-chan, even your pokes feel like you could hit me right in the heart.

[INWARDLY FREAKS OUT LKSJGLDKJG EVEN IF SHE DID IT TO SAVE HIS LIFE]

Ahaha! I wouldn't poke you that hard! Don't be ridiculous!

Probably could though, eheheh! I'd hate to be your enemy, Sakura-chan. Could probably cut me right open, y'know!

[There. Have a compliment anyways.]

[you're a terrible human being

She goes a bit pale. Even if it's a compliment. Is it a compliment?]

R-Right... I could. Because my medical ninjutsu would allow it.

[now shut up pls]

[Now Naruto is stepping back and holding out an arm at a 45 degree hangle before chopping downwards really quickly with a "CHIIIKKKKT" noise.]

Slice. Wide. Open. Would kinda be cool.

[why

Just kinda stares.]

Yeah. It... would be.

[Cool. Right. Not completely desperate and last resort because she had no chakra and Naruto was dying right in front of her.

And when she goes home, she'll have to finish the job and makes sure he can be as alive as this Naruto is right now.]

Well! I hope you find Sasuke-kun so you can eat your birthday ramen! Don't set the boat on fire! I won't be the only one that will want to kick your ass!

[Naruto just sorta pauses at that last comment and shudders a bit before FORCING ON A GRIN and laughing nervously.]

I'll try to keep my ass unkickable, Sakura-chan. That's to say I won't do anything bad, hah hah hah.

I'll hold you to that.

[Gives him one last look before she's walking off to do her own thing.]

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