001 Written Hello

[heartismyown]

 I've found out this book is connected to all kinds of people, and it's not private to me.

So I should say 'hi' then. My name is Roxas. My best friend is Axel Lea and he's here with me. 

What kind of people are out there? Who are you? Do you like sea salt ice cream?

[These are very important questions.]

Write me back, okay?

Comments

[booyaka_boom]

What?! That isn't a CLUE question, that is a CHEATING question.

You can't ask that. NEXT!

[heartismyown]

I can't? How is it cheating?

[He groans a little. Okay, question, question.]

Have we met before?

[booyaka_boom]

Careful - I might count those ones as questions too! ;)

Yes!

[heartismyown]

Wait a minute, that's not fair! Don't do that!

[He's not the kind of person able to keep from asking questions.]

Okay, so we met. Where did we meet?

[booyaka_boom]

Tee hee hee! Okay, okay!

Other than in a magical dream? We met on a boat!

[heartismyown]

A magical dream? What kind of dream?

[booyaka_boom]

Kid, are these seriously your questions. I'd think again if I were you - but it's your last one!

Also - please never, ever, no matter what happens, ever ask a question to the Scurvey Dog. Ever.

[heartismyown]

Who's Scurvey Dog? Why can't I ask it questions?

[booyaka_boom]

Because you can only ask it one question. And if you ask a silly question, everyone else in the whole world will get really mad with you. It's happened before.

*And she really doesn't want anyone being mad with Roxas*

[heartismyown]

How do you know if something is a silly question?

Anyway, if anyone wants to fight with me, they can bring it on! I can take them!

[booyaka_boom]

Asking questions about silly questions is a start.

*And she only knows this so well because she's been yelled at in the past for asking silly questions*

Okay... I'm sure you can, cutie, but you still have one more question to figure out who I am. Make it good. This is the last one.

[heartismyown]

Okay okay, let me think here.

[There's a pause and she can hear him going 'ummmmm']

Are you a boy or a girl?

[booyaka_boom]

A girl! Definitely a girl!

So that's your 3 questions up! Have you guessed who I am?

[heartismyown]

[A girl he met on the ship. Hmmm. Well, he met two girls.]

Is it Kairi?

[booyaka_boom]

Nopes! 2 more guesses, and that's all!

[heartismyown]

Then you must be the girl with the brown hair!

[booyaka_boom]

...what?

[heartismyown]

The girl I met with brown hair, with the drinks Lea wouldn't let me have.

[booyaka_boom]

You mean... You remembered Kairi's name but you forgot mine.

*Not impressed. So not impressed*

[heartismyown]

Yes, but I see Kairi in my dreams sometimes. I can go ask Lea.

[booyaka_boom]

Uh...Okay. TMI.

The name's Selphie. You should probably try and remember that. I know you've got memory issues but seriously, forgetting someone's name is just plain rude.

[heartismyown]

What's TMI?

I'm sorry. I'll memorize it.

[booyaka_boom]

...nevermind.

Yes, please. Otherwise I'll just be really sad.

[heartismyown]

Don't be sad! I'm really sorry!

[booyaka_boom]

Don't be sorry, cutie! :)

It's okay! Just a tip, though - ladies like to be remembered, so every time you meet a girl you gotta make sure you remember her name, okay?