001 Written Hello

[heartismyown]

 I've found out this book is connected to all kinds of people, and it's not private to me.

So I should say 'hi' then. My name is Roxas. My best friend is Axel Lea and he's here with me. 

What kind of people are out there? Who are you? Do you like sea salt ice cream?

[These are very important questions.]

Write me back, okay?

Comments

[booyaka_boom]

Hi Cutie! :)

[Voice]

[imashaaaaark]

I'm King Shark, and I'm...a shark. Pretty much.

[heartismyown]

Hi! Who is this?

[booyaka_boom]

Your secret admirer ;)

[Voice]

[heartismyown]

Oooh, I didn't know I could talk on this thing!

[Oh god, what have you done King Shark? Roxas may in fact be a touch excited to learn he can talk to his journal.]

What's a shark? What do you do? What're you like? Where are you from?

[heartismyown]

Really? What's that? Why is it a secret?

[booyaka_boom]

Cause I know who you are, but you don't know who I am!

Re: [Voice]

[imashaaaaark]

You don't know what a shark is? Guess you ain't an Earther, then.

[heartismyown]

Oh! That is a secret. Maybe I can figure it out.

[Voice]

[heartismyown]

Hmm, I don't really know. I've never seen a shark, so tell me what it is!

Re: [Voice]

[imashaaaaark]

Only the most awesome animal to ever swim the oceans.

[booyaka_boom]

Oooh! Maybe! You can ask me 3 questions for 3 clues, okay?! :D

[Voice]

[heartismyown]

Wow, really? That's really cool. What do you like to eat? Do sharks eat ice cream? Have you been to the beach?

[heartismyown]

Only three questions? Okay, let me think here for a minute.

[There's a pause and she can probably hear him snap his fingers before he writes.]

What's your name?

[booyaka_boom]

What?! That isn't a CLUE question, that is a CHEATING question.

You can't ask that. NEXT!

Re: [Voice]

[imashaaaaark]

We eat EVERYTHING. We're THE master predators of the ocean. If it lives, it's prey. Even stuff that was never alive, half the time. Like, inanimate objects. I guess the trade-off is that we ain't too smart.

Beaches are too noisy, these days. Everything gets amplified in the water.

[heartismyown]

I can't? How is it cheating?

[He groans a little. Okay, question, question.]

Have we met before?

[Voice]

[heartismyown]

Really they are? Hmm...do you eat people?

[booyaka_boom]

Careful - I might count those ones as questions too! ;)

Yes!

Re: [Voice]

[imashaaaaark]

Ha! Of course! Not as much as I used to, though. I'm tryin' to cut back. Though they've been bad guys, for the most part.

[heartismyown]

Wait a minute, that's not fair! Don't do that!

[He's not the kind of person able to keep from asking questions.]

Okay, so we met. Where did we meet?

[Voice]

[heartismyown]

I wouldn't like it if you ate me. Please don't eat me.

[He pauses for a breath.]

What kind of bad guys?

[booyaka_boom]

Tee hee hee! Okay, okay!

Other than in a magical dream? We met on a boat!

[heartismyown]

A magical dream? What kind of dream?

Re: [Voice]

[imashaaaaark]

Kinda' hard to eat someone through a piece of paper.

Eh, the usual. Cronies, henchmen, lackeys, hired guns, gangsters, stuff like that.