Audio; Written

[dersite_dj]

its really weird completely forgetting you have this awesome ipod
and speakers
sorry to interrupt your boozin and womanizing and general douchery
so i guess to cheer you chumps up and apologize im gonna just sort of
pump my speakers on since this shit isnt running on a handful of shitty offbrand batteries
keep bumpin that drum you great big floppy eared chump
that cell aint goin down
anyway enjoy the free snoop
id let you all in on my own fly beats but for those of you from the stone age may need some gentle easing into melodious ambrosia
im also taking requests provided my massive playlist can actually support it

[At the end of the little written segment, Dave turned on Gin and Juice, letting the notebook soak up the music for everyone else.]

Comments

[written] -- (... oh my god. yes. just yes. XD;)

[rikuheyriku]

[BARELY UNDERSTAND A WORD OF THIS.]

... What's an ipod?

written; hahaha

[dersite_dj]

its for playing music
you know the ridiculous verses youre experiencing now

written

[rikuheyriku]

I'm-[Yeah about that. He's just. He's going to continue being confused.] ...-not really sure I understand half of what they're saying if I'm being perfectly honest.

I've never heard music [C-can you really call that music though? Sora doesn't know. He doesn't get out much. :|] like that before

written

[dersite_dj]

better get an earful then
its gonna get fuckin weird soon
gonna be touchin on a lot of genres
some spooky scary some super shitty

written;

[melodyssong]

Those are some sweet beats.

written;

[dersite_dj]

composed by a goddam master after all
mine are pretty sweet but itd be like running peewee against the big leagues

written;

[melodyssong]

So you write music yourself? That's pretty sweet.

written;

[dersite_dj]

oh hell yea
my rhymes are amazing
you could be a witness but no one would believe you
like witnessing a goddamn unicorn
youd carry that to your grave

[Written: Private]

[callmewhateveryuwant]

[Unlike Izanami, he knows how to work filters. And if there's talk involving crew mates, like hell he's going to say it on a public line. That and he's grinning like a loon.]

I'm waiting for the reactions of our captain and her comrade.

[Written: Private]

[dersite_dj]

[Dave only really guessed how to use the private filter.

It seemed to goddamn obvious, but then--]

their monocles are probably exploding with tindery debry as we speak

[Written: Private]

[callmewhateveryuwant]

Or for one of them to yell about 'turning off that racket'.

[Written: Private]

[dersite_dj]

all kinds of cliche shit
hitting a broom against the ceiling
i never
what is the meaning of this

[Audio]

[alwaysgrumpy]

Great. Just fantastic. Nothin' gets me going in the morning like awful noise.

[Written]

[dersite_dj]

thats cool chumpenstein
i can just hear the grody over the line

[written]

[letteropener]

Do you, by any chance, happen to have any thrash or glam metal?

[...don't judge her.]

[voice]

[brbvirmire]

[JUDGES

no not really, although the journal does pick up a brief bark of disbelieving laughter]

[a moment later:]

Crap, it recorded that, didn't it?

[voice]

[letteropener]

Is something wrong?

[Oh, Celestia knows exactly why she's laughing, but is going to cheerfully play innocent.]

[written]

[dersite_dj]

actually
i do
slayer
megadeath
pantera
metallica
cant hate on genres
i use that shit in some tracks

[written]

[letteropener]

While I'm not familiar with the names, I'm certain they'll suit splendidly. It has been a long time since I've been able to freely listen to that kind of music...

[voice]

[yatteyanyo]

Your music is bad and you should feel bad!

[written]

[dersite_dj]

yeah i guess
i mean its not like its an artist who sold a shitload of records and earned worldwide fame

[voice]

[yatteyanyo]

Notoriety is not an indicator of actual quality.

[Written]

[redcinemareel]

[While, yes, the music is loud for her tastes, and...weird, she has only one complaint:]

Gin and juice? Who in their right mind drinks gin with juice?! What sacrilege!

[Written]

[dersite_dj]

what
it aint like theres regulation on these things
like theres some grand marshal of mixology

[Written]

[redcinemareel]

There really should be! What has your generation devolved to? Such terrible taste.