Audio; Written

[dersite_dj]

its really weird completely forgetting you have this awesome ipod
and speakers
sorry to interrupt your boozin and womanizing and general douchery
so i guess to cheer you chumps up and apologize im gonna just sort of
pump my speakers on since this shit isnt running on a handful of shitty offbrand batteries
keep bumpin that drum you great big floppy eared chump
that cell aint goin down
anyway enjoy the free snoop
id let you all in on my own fly beats but for those of you from the stone age may need some gentle easing into melodious ambrosia
im also taking requests provided my massive playlist can actually support it

[At the end of the little written segment, Dave turned on Gin and Juice, letting the notebook soak up the music for everyone else.]

Comments

[Written: Private]

[callmewhateveryuwant]

Zombies seem to be the norm for them and yet if that happens, it would surprise me.

[Written: Private]

[dersite_dj]

nobody said fancy was mutually exclusive from creepy
if that were the case im pretty sure wed be dead from boredom right now

[Written: Private]

[callmewhateveryuwant]

Be careful what you wish for.

[Written: Private]

[dersite_dj]

yeah awesome of you to go ahead and sign both our names on that goddamn jinx

[Written: Private]

[callmewhateveryuwant]

Jinxed when Undertaker decided to drug me and put me in a coffin. I'm used to it.

[Written: Private]

[dersite_dj]

alright
was it comfortable though

[Written: Private]

[callmewhateveryuwant]

I hurt when I woke up. It was not pleasant.

[Written: Private]

[dersite_dj]

thats still pretty grody either way
as long as youre not dead i guess its cool

[Written: Private]

[callmewhateveryuwant]

Yeah. Not dead.

[Ugh, something he does not want to think about.]

[Written: Private]

[dersite_dj]

did you get to at least keep the coffin

[Because, Dave is a dick.]

[Written: Private]

[callmewhateveryuwant]

My guess is that he sleeps in it.

[Written: Private]

[dersite_dj]

oh
think he was spooning with you in there or something

[Written: Private]

[callmewhateveryuwant]

Doubt it. I'm not his type.

[Written: Private]

[dersite_dj]

freebie
well at least you can be my voucher that a coffin bed would be hella uncomfortable
ive been telling this broad the same thing for six years since shes obsessed with the idea

[Written: Private]

[callmewhateveryuwant]

...why would anyone want to sleep in one?

[Written: Private]

[dersite_dj]

look if von creepmeister favored the stuff
it stands to reason that somebody else possibly could
as for this chick she has a serious goth phase

[Written: Private]

[callmewhateveryuwant]

I don't even want to know with him.

As for your friend, has she always been into that?

[Written: Private]

[dersite_dj]

nah man like i said its phases
shes currently in her weird wizard phase
before it was poetry and psychological shit

[Written: Private]

[callmewhateveryuwant]

We all go through them it seems.