Captain's Second Log

[notsokillerwhale]

Days Survived: 40
Status of Jewel: One shard and it is CURSED!!!!!
Status of Treasure: Clothing, cat paraphernalia.
Food: Running low.
Water condition: Filled with ghosts and monsters. ...normal at this point.
Calamari Damacy: ALIVE.
Haru: On board. Currently seeking swimming outlet. Edit: Looking a little pale. Edit x2: Actually a vampire.
Bathwater status: ???




Anyone else having a...pest problem?

Comments

[Voice]

[onlyswimfree]

One touched me last night.

[Voice]

[notsokillerwhale]

[ FEELS LIKE THE WORST FRIEND EVER!!!!!

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HARU!!!!

[Voice]

[onlyswimfree]

Loud, Makoto.

[Voice]

[notsokillerwhale]

Sorry.

[ Offended but quiets down anyway. ]

I think I have a reason to be loud though!

[Voice]

[onlyswimfree]

No, not you. [stops for a bit, listening] Your heart is really loud right now.

[Voice]

[notsokillerwhale]

...my heart?

[ Well, obviously. He's currently having a heart attack so even a deaf person could hear it.

He tries to calm down. ]

Better?

[Voice]

[onlyswimfree]

[listens for a bit]

Yeah. It's not as loud, now.

[Voice]

[notsokillerwhale]

[ He's really trying to calm down but this isn't normal by any stretch of the imagination. ]

Try listening to something else and I'll try to get a handle on my heart.

[Voice]

[onlyswimfree]

It's fine. Yours is not the only one, anyway.

[Voice]

[notsokillerwhale]

So you can hear everything now??

[ Everyone is a superhero but him now. ]

[Voice]

[onlyswimfree]

Not everything. Just... heartbeats.

[U SHOULD TRY GETTING TOUCHED BY A GHOST]

[Voice]

[notsokillerwhale]

[ Maybe he WILL.

Though now he's starting to feel a little self conscious with Haru listening to his heart so it might be picking up the pace again. ]

Oh, is that all?

[Voice]

[onlyswimfree]

Mm. If it gets loud, I-

[stops himself, listening-]

I can hear yours, again.

[Voice]

[collagehero]

I saw! Clem, too! I'm being super careful not to get touched now!

[Voice]

[onlyswimfree]

I'm a vampire?

[pause for a bit]

That makes sense.

[Voice]

[collagehero]

And I think Clem is a zombie!

[onlyswimfree]

...Is she alright?

[collagehero]

She was when I last saw her, but that was a while ago.

[onlyswimfree]

She could be falling apart.

[collagehero]

That could be a problem! We'll have to tie stuff back on her.

[onlyswimfree]

Isn't that dangerous?

[collagehero]

Probably. But she'll lose it otherwise, won't she?

[onlyswimfree]

...

We could cover her mouth while we do it.

[collagehero]

I have my suit on so she can't eat my brains! Can she eat your brains?

[onlyswimfree]

I don't know. Maybe I taste different.