Captain's Second Log

[notsokillerwhale]

Days Survived: 40
Status of Jewel: One shard and it is CURSED!!!!!
Status of Treasure: Clothing, cat paraphernalia.
Food: Running low.
Water condition: Filled with ghosts and monsters. ...normal at this point.
Calamari Damacy: ALIVE.
Haru: On board. Currently seeking swimming outlet. Edit: Looking a little pale. Edit x2: Actually a vampire.
Bathwater status: ???




Anyone else having a...pest problem?

Comments

[collagehero]

I have my suit on so she can't eat my brains! Can she eat your brains?

[onlyswimfree]

I don't know. Maybe I taste different.

[collagehero]

And she's never been a zombie before so we can't just ask her. Do you think you'd get better if she ate a little of your brain?

[onlyswimfree]

...No.

[collagehero]

Boo. Then we'll never know.

[onlyswimfree]

I don't want to open my head.

[collagehero]

But you're a vampire! Maybe it will grow back!