Captain's Second Log

[notsokillerwhale]

Days Survived: 40
Status of Jewel: One shard and it is CURSED!!!!!
Status of Treasure: Clothing, cat paraphernalia.
Food: Running low.
Water condition: Filled with ghosts and monsters. ...normal at this point.
Calamari Damacy: ALIVE.
Haru: On board. Currently seeking swimming outlet. Edit: Looking a little pale. Edit x2: Actually a vampire.
Bathwater status: ???




Anyone else having a...pest problem?

Comments

[Voice]

[onlyswimfree]

I'm a vampire?

[pause for a bit]

That makes sense.

[Voice]

[collagehero]

And I think Clem is a zombie!

[onlyswimfree]

...Is she alright?

[collagehero]

She was when I last saw her, but that was a while ago.

[onlyswimfree]

She could be falling apart.

[collagehero]

That could be a problem! We'll have to tie stuff back on her.

[onlyswimfree]

Isn't that dangerous?

[collagehero]

Probably. But she'll lose it otherwise, won't she?

[onlyswimfree]

...

We could cover her mouth while we do it.

[collagehero]

I have my suit on so she can't eat my brains! Can she eat your brains?

[onlyswimfree]

I don't know. Maybe I taste different.

[collagehero]

And she's never been a zombie before so we can't just ask her. Do you think you'd get better if she ate a little of your brain?

[onlyswimfree]

...No.

[collagehero]

Boo. Then we'll never know.

[onlyswimfree]

I don't want to open my head.

[collagehero]

But you're a vampire! Maybe it will grow back!