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[his voice sounds a little squished]

It's Zoro's birthday!! Everyone should give him stuff! Like booze and meat! But if you don't know what kinda booze a lot of meat is okay.

Also this island is pretty fun. Everyone should come! Ahh, and if anyone does I'm kind of stuck and these walls are pretty heavy. Nghh. [scraping sounds as he tries to inch a little closer toward the light and for anyone who stops by, have a captain squished between two walls that seem to want to close on him. At the end of the hall is a leg of meat which got out of his grip and he is slowly finger walking his hand to it. ]

Stupid walls.

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Don't tell them that, Luffy, I don't...

...wait, where are you?

But it's your birthday. [so he's gonna tell everyone] In the temple. [just... a few more ...inches...til...meat]

The temple. Which temple?

...wait, there's a temple?

[he has not really been exploring.]

The big one with the stuff in it. [where do you think?] Got it! [slides the meat back to himself and scowls at the dust on it. Stupid temple getting his meat dusty. He eats it anyway]

You gonna come?

I dunno, maybe. [but if Luffy's out there, he could make the most of no interruptions on the ship...]

You need help gettin' out?

[You guys are always having fun without him. He considers the question. He's stuck pretty good but he can probably get out of it. Probably. He slides a little further, but it's a fight because the stone doesn't like his cheeks full of meat and he isn't done chewing it yet. But it is Zoro's birthday so]

Do what you want.

[he could use some help but it's not a big deal right now]

I mean it, Luffy. Do you need my help or not?

[even though he's equally as likely to get lost looking and not ever arrive at the right temple...]

Hmmm. [om nom nom chew chew chew] How are you gonna find it?

I'll find it! You just gotta tell me where you are! Geez. And give me good directions.

Hmmmmmm [good question] It's in the ugly face temple in the hall that I'm stuck in cuz I stepped on the weird rock.

Did you say ugly face temple? Where is that? North?

How should I know? Everything's the same temperature! [geeze, Zoro! No wonder you get lost all the time]

You should know what direction you went when you left the ship! Did you go left or right?

[nuh uh this is totally why he gets lost - your terrible directions, Luffy. That's his story and he's sticking to it]

Both. And straight some. And up and down and then I got lost so I went around in circles a bit. [This is why they need Nami, basically]

Huh? Dammit, Luffy. If you got lost, how do you think I'm going to find it?

Guess I just need to go look for a temple with ugly faces, then.

Just don't go into one with mirrors on it. shishishishi

Mirrors? Right.

I'm gonna have to make a list. Ugly faces, yes. Mirrors, no.

Oh and it has a lot of spikes, too. And rolly treasure. I think they're bugs.

Bugs? Gross.

'Course, if you bring one of those back, we can let it play with the cook.

He'd be mad. Anyway I don't think he wants to look at a spider again.

...but maybe it doesn't count if it's a lady bug made of treasure? [ponders this]

Lady bug, huh? Maybe.

[nope, just trolling]

I'll head out and see if I can find you. Don't do anything dumb.

Yosh!

[two hours later]

Zorooo I'm hungry.

[it takes time for him to answer back]

Sorry, Luffy. Something came up. I ran into Bepo on the way to find you and now we've got something to take back to the ship.

Eh? What is it? [curious curious] Is it cool? Is it treasure? Is it tasty?

A little bit of treasure, yeah. But I don't think the rest of it is tasty.

...and if you try to eat 'em, Bepo might have to hurt you.