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[his voice sounds a little squished]

It's Zoro's birthday!! Everyone should give him stuff! Like booze and meat! But if you don't know what kinda booze a lot of meat is okay.

Also this island is pretty fun. Everyone should come! Ahh, and if anyone does I'm kind of stuck and these walls are pretty heavy. Nghh. [scraping sounds as he tries to inch a little closer toward the light and for anyone who stops by, have a captain squished between two walls that seem to want to close on him. At the end of the hall is a leg of meat which got out of his grip and he is slowly finger walking his hand to it. ]

Stupid walls.

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I'll find it! You just gotta tell me where you are! Geez. And give me good directions.

Hmmmmmm [good question] It's in the ugly face temple in the hall that I'm stuck in cuz I stepped on the weird rock.

Did you say ugly face temple? Where is that? North?

How should I know? Everything's the same temperature! [geeze, Zoro! No wonder you get lost all the time]

You should know what direction you went when you left the ship! Did you go left or right?

[nuh uh this is totally why he gets lost - your terrible directions, Luffy. That's his story and he's sticking to it]

Both. And straight some. And up and down and then I got lost so I went around in circles a bit. [This is why they need Nami, basically]

Huh? Dammit, Luffy. If you got lost, how do you think I'm going to find it?

Guess I just need to go look for a temple with ugly faces, then.

Just don't go into one with mirrors on it. shishishishi

Mirrors? Right.

I'm gonna have to make a list. Ugly faces, yes. Mirrors, no.

Oh and it has a lot of spikes, too. And rolly treasure. I think they're bugs.

Bugs? Gross.

'Course, if you bring one of those back, we can let it play with the cook.

He'd be mad. Anyway I don't think he wants to look at a spider again.

...but maybe it doesn't count if it's a lady bug made of treasure? [ponders this]

Lady bug, huh? Maybe.

[nope, just trolling]

I'll head out and see if I can find you. Don't do anything dumb.

Yosh!

[two hours later]

Zorooo I'm hungry.

[it takes time for him to answer back]

Sorry, Luffy. Something came up. I ran into Bepo on the way to find you and now we've got something to take back to the ship.

Eh? What is it? [curious curious] Is it cool? Is it treasure? Is it tasty?

A little bit of treasure, yeah. But I don't think the rest of it is tasty.

...and if you try to eat 'em, Bepo might have to hurt you.

What does it look like? Is it cool? [he wants details! He's bored! He shifts and pushes and pulls and the walls creak dangerously. Something rattles somewhere]

You'd probably think so. It's weird, at least.

Gimme a bit and I'll head back out there. You're still stuck, huh?

Ngh. [he's going to get out himself to see what cool it is. There's a ring on the far wall. He stretches out a hand and pulls it and suddenly whatever clinking stops clinking and the floor falls away. He's over a pit of spikes but he still has the ring in his hand]

WAHOOOOOO!

[there's a solid granite wall in front of him but no problem there. And hey! It gives him an idea!]

Gum Gum no

[He fuusens and wraps armament haki around himself]

WRECKING BALL

[there is a humongous crash and a cloud of dust rises from somewhere in the east. He's still inside the temple but he's not stuck, and this is a sunlit room full of hungry crocodiles]

I'm gonna bring some lunch.

[whatever the hell all that crashing was, spilling out of the book, clearly it got Luffy free. Well, that's one worry off his mind]

Sounds good to me. I'll crack open one of these casks of rum and we can start the party, eh? The sooner you get back here, the sooner you can see what Bepo found.

Yosh!

[it takes another half an hour but he comes toward the ship humming and carrying a gigantic crocodile over his shoulder. He raises a hand]

Yo!

[peers over the railing and then busts out a grin]

Oh, lunch is here! Nice. You found a good one. That'll tide us over till dinner.

[he's still turned sideways, though, so no one can see the little lump in the front of his haramaki]

[he hauls the croc onto the ship and drops it in front of the galley for Sanji before peering at Zoro's ~~baby~~ bump]

What's that? [poke poke]

Oi, oi, don't poke him! He just fell asleep!

[too late. A little wrinkly bald kitty-face sticks up over the edge, peering suspiciously at the world. Zoro writhes a bit because in order for him to peek out, Blue has dug his claws into Zoro's bare stomach underneath.]

Owowowow! Shit!

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