Roronoa "do you even own a shirt" Zoro (
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piratejournal2014-09-26 12:34 pm
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[voice] action for Straw Hats
Another island with nothing to fight. I swear, this world is making me soft.
What're the most dangerous places everybody's been to, around here? I know about the place with the giant spiders but there's some reason we're not supposed to go back there. I don't remember why, but oh well. So what else is there? What's the worst place of all?
...Luffy wants adventure, but I want a challenge.
[Straw Hats may find him hanging around on deck with his journal and a fishing pole, looking a little indistinct in the direct sunlight. And restless. Too antsy to even fish properly.]
What're the most dangerous places everybody's been to, around here? I know about the place with the giant spiders but there's some reason we're not supposed to go back there. I don't remember why, but oh well. So what else is there? What's the worst place of all?
...Luffy wants adventure, but I want a challenge.
[Straw Hats may find him hanging around on deck with his journal and a fishing pole, looking a little indistinct in the direct sunlight. And restless. Too antsy to even fish properly.]

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For fuck's sake NO! Don't even think about it!
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[lets them go. Blinks.
Sanji. Zoro. Open hold.
Boots Zoro in the butt to send them tumbling in, the trap door falling shut]
. . . .
[picks nose.
scratches butt.
Fist palm]
Oh, right! A party!
[hurries off to room for present]
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[Annnd in they go, crashing around and landing with another oof, Sanji's face pressed into the ground this time.]
.....Goddammit. I'm gonna kill that shitty rubber.
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[but the trap is already closed, leaving them in the dark. Zoro wriggles around a little, trying to sit up, which is very hard to do when tied to a cook.
It might have almost been funny if he'd remembered Sanji at all, but right now he's in a world of discomfort, tied to a stranger and stuck down in the dark hold. The hold in which they'd had their first night together, the first moment that bonded them together. The hold they worked together to patch up so the ship could limp to Deesuko. Zoro remembers none of it.]
Well, shit.
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And then immediately straightens up again because maybe that's overly familiar when the idiot has no idea who he is.
Fuck.]
This is your fault.
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[at least he can't see Sanji, now, so he can address his complaints to the disembodied voice behind him. Good thing they're permanently touching so the other man doesn't lose any more memories?]
I don't know what got into his head! I think he said this was gonna make me remember you, but it's not working. He's the one forgetting things, not me!
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[Struggles a little against the rope, but they're wrapped up pretty tight.]
Luffy's just being Luffy and trying to help, I don't know why he thought this stupid plan would work. [Pouting pretty heavily over here, since Zoro can't see him.] Stupid, stupid plan.
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Zoro does his best to relax, his shoulders sagging, to see if there's any slack in the rope. His hands are mostly but not entirely behind him, so he starts feeling around to see what there is to grab.]
Maybe we can break these ropes. They're just ropes, not chains. Dammit, and my swords are up on deck.
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[/helpful
Nah, but really, Sanji huffs and starts peering through the darkness around them, trying to spot something they can use. He knows their tools are down here somewhere, they were just using the damn things not long ago—
Whoa, hello, wandering hands.]
Oi! Watch where you're going with those!
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Hngh...sorry. I can't see what I'm doing!
[fine, he'll flex instead, hunching and straining his chest and arms against the ropes. They do creak, but none of them snap that easily. Of course, it couldn't go right for them on the first try.]
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[Normally he wouldn't mind being felt up. Sigh. He waits to see how the flexing goes.
...
Then snorts.]
Way to go.
[Tries scooting a little to the right.]
There should be a toolbox somewhere over here.
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Argh fine be that way, weirdo person.]
Right. Tools. Think there's something in there that can cut the ropes?
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I dunno, maybe. There's gotta be a saw or something, right?
[Now he's the one with wandering hands, tugging them as far as he can to the side to pat around on the ground. Though it means one hand just ends up wedged behind him, between the two of them.]
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Oi, oi! Don't get friendly with me!
[he tries batting the hand away from his ass, but the way they're tied means he just gets his finger's tangled with the cook's, and wow is that extra-awkward. Growling at himself under his breath, Zoro decides to use this opportunity to try straining at the ropes again.]
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Says the guy trying to hold hands. Tch, not like you ever cared before.
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I'm not trying to! It's an accident! Goddammit just find something sharp already!
[so embarrassed, breathing hard.]
...what do you mean, before?
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He halfheartedly pats around some more with his free hand, turning his head at the same time to glance over his shoulder at Zoro.]
I mean before. Before you went and forgot about me, and us, like a total shithead.
[Eh, why hide it.]
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It's not my fault if I don't remember who you are! I just do! Or don't, whatever, I don't even know anymore.
...what us, the hell does that mean?
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[Just frowns at him, though it's still dark and a little hard to see him clearly. Eventually he huffs and turns slightly away, squinting toward where he thinks the toolbox is.
Then he kind of lunges out sideways to grab at it, partially tipping them over though he manages to catch himself with his leg.]
Here. [Grunts, grabbing at -- something.] Wait, no, that's the shitty hammer. Fuck.
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Keep looking! There has to be something. Dammit.
[there's just enough slack in the rope that it won't easily snap from his strength, but not enough to get free. He's still groping around, and finds one of the loose ends from when Luffy had him tied briefly to the mast. Yanking on it doesn't get him anywhere.]
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There. Fuckin' bossypants.
[Will just hurl new insults at him every time he speaks, apparently.]
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Tip it up, and then hold on while I run the ropes against it.
[yep, if anyone has to dangerously run their wrists or arm near the teeth of the saw, it'll be him.]
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Long as you don't try cutting off one of your shitty limbs again.
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...you know about that.
[no time to ponder. Zoro shakes it off and leans to draw the rope across the saw. Thankfully, it's very quick work. His swords would have been quicker, but it only takes a couple minutes to saw through the rope enough. Once he can feel it give, he moves very fast, thrusting out his arms and tearing the rope away so they can get away from each other.]
Ugh, finally! That idiot.
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[Explodes a little as Zoro works.]
I was there for it, you fucking shithead, all of it, ever since you went to the Baratie! Hell, I saw shit there most of the others didn't! Saw you get your ass handed to you by Mihawk, then we fought Arlong and those other shitty fish, and -- we've fought together a lot! Who the hell do you think you were teamed up with during that Davy Back thing?!
[The second they're free, he rises up onto his knees and whirls around to face Zoro. He's still tangled in the rope a bit, since he can't be bothered to shake it all off right now, but he gets his hands free, at least, and absently rubs one of his wrists as he keeps yelling.]
I even know about Kuma, alright, I don't even know if Luffy knows about that! And Kuina, I know about her, and I know because you told me! WHY DON'T YOU REMEMBER ME??!
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