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piratejournal2013-10-06 04:25 pm
dersite_dj) wrote in piratejournal2013-10-06 04:25 pm
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[Written in surprisingly good script. Dave's intentionally leaving everything lower-case and avoiding punctuation like the devil just to amuse himself.]
to start on a serious note
im lookin for two dog monsters and a dog girl presumed dead
reward of millions of boonbucks because money is no issue
not that any of you really have a need for it
or even know what it is
forget it
i just know im either on the set of the highest budget shitty pirate movie
or ive been knocked into yet another dream bubble
rarin for me to get hosed like its the first day of summer by some chump with a handheld cam and a baseball cap flipped turnways like its a runaway corpse of a show
anyway
lets do this shitty magic notebook
time to make me laugh
to start on a serious note
im lookin for two dog monsters and a dog girl presumed dead
reward of millions of boonbucks because money is no issue
not that any of you really have a need for it
or even know what it is
forget it
i just know im either on the set of the highest budget shitty pirate movie
or ive been knocked into yet another dream bubble
rarin for me to get hosed like its the first day of summer by some chump with a handheld cam and a baseball cap flipped turnways like its a runaway corpse of a show
anyway
lets do this shitty magic notebook
time to make me laugh
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cause i havent seen any
just scrubby lookin village chumps with buckets and a desperate need to bathe
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It must be some sort of prank. Whatever sort of prank this is, it's pretty stupid. This can't be legit.
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you know how when you pinch yourself to test if youre dreaming
well i upped the ante because of shitty mystical parallels and im still here so
definitely not dreaming
[written]
... Sorry, that's stupid. We should probably try to figure out where we are. Besides the fact that we're obviously in some ass-backwards town in terms of hygiene and fashion.
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but does it really matter
we just gotta hitch a boat and get the hell out
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If it has to be a crew with people from this place, I'd rather go solo. I mean, excluding you, unless you're grimy too.
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been chillin with the same threads for three years
sure i wash em but how do you really get rid of the same consistent skin flakes constantly caking into the seams
caking in like brittle goddamn bones in a rancors maw
that shitll break but the cleanup is horrendous
[written]
Three YEARS? You need some serious help. I'll find fabric here - they should sell stuff like that, right? Fabric and thread and a needle. That's all I need.
... three years?
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no thanks i got it
ive got changes of clothes in my sylladex just
i prefer these threads a lot
you have no idea how comfortable they are
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I don't wear clothes after the season has passed, let alone for more than a year.
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if you let an outfit settles itll stay with you until the day you die
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theyre starcrossed lovers who finally came together to make it work
things were hard for so long but fashionista finally worked up the nerve to ask bullshit out on a date
straight out of a shitty mcconahey movie
bullshits rough and tumble lifestyle made her wary of commitment but fashionista was just the man she needed
eventually they tied the knot after bullshit gave some bullshit speech about how fashionista had to be responsible and the two smashed face together like twin intertwining jet lis
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On the other hand, I'm hoping they have a really great married life because I am suddenly invested in fashionista + bullshit's relationship.
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this shit is serious material for halfway decent literature and needs to be respected
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... I can't think of anyone FUN who wouldn't respect it.
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