[Written]

[dersite_dj]

[Written in surprisingly good script. Dave's intentionally leaving everything lower-case and avoiding punctuation like the devil just to amuse himself.]

to start on a serious note
im lookin for two dog monsters and a dog girl presumed dead
reward of millions of boonbucks because money is no issue
not that any of you really have a need for it
or even know what it is
forget it
i just know im either on the set of the highest budget shitty pirate movie
or ive been knocked into yet another dream bubble
rarin for me to get hosed like its the first day of summer by some chump with a handheld cam and a baseball cap flipped turnways like its a runaway corpse of a show
anyway

lets do this shitty magic notebook
time to make me laugh

Comments

[written]

[dersite_dj]

sorry but i wed those two words together like theyre married
theyre starcrossed lovers who finally came together to make it work
things were hard for so long but fashionista finally worked up the nerve to ask bullshit out on a date
straight out of a shitty mcconahey movie
bullshits rough and tumble lifestyle made her wary of commitment but fashionista was just the man she needed
eventually they tied the knot after bullshit gave some bullshit speech about how fashionista had to be responsible and the two smashed face together like twin intertwining jet lis

[written]

[totheright]

On one hand, what the hell was that.

On the other hand, I'm hoping they have a really great married life because I am suddenly invested in fashionista + bullshit's relationship.

[written]

[dersite_dj]

you should be
this shit is serious material for halfway decent literature and needs to be respected

[written]

[totheright]

Naturally. I can't think of anyone who wouldn't respect it.

... I can't think of anyone FUN who wouldn't respect it.

[written]

[dersite_dj]

you say that but would you actually go see the movie

[written]

[totheright]

Oh, please. I would draw the fanart.