7th Smile: weirdo unicorns! [Voice]

[elementofcupcakes]

Has anypony seen any of these uuuuuunicorns?

[It's unfortunate that nopony can see her make air quotes.]

They're so weird! They just frolic around and let any ol' human ride on them! I think they're secretly dangerous or something! They don't even have cutie marks! What's up with that?!

Maybe they're spies! Spies that don't like pies!

[...what? It rhymes!]

My name is Pinkie Pie, and I approve this message!

Comments

[voice]

[buttwarmed]

How are unicorns supposed to behave?

[He's genuinely curious]

[voice]

[elementofcupcakes]

You know! Talk about the sale at the stores, do whatever unicorns are good at doing like baking or making things. The usual!

[buttwarmed]

So unicorns are a lot like teenage, human girls?

[elementofcupcakes]

How would I know what human, teenage girls act like?

[buttwarmed]

So I'm guessing you're not a human then.

[elementofcupcakes]

Nope! I'm one hundred and fifty point eighty-five percent pony!

[buttwarmed]

Neat. Well if you can keep a secret then, I'll tell you what I am.

[elementofcupcakes]

You're in luck, buddy! I'm the BEST secret keeper in aaaaaaalllllllll of Ponyville! You're secret's safe with me! Now, lay it on me!

[buttwarmed]

I'm a tanuki.

voice;

[sarashi]

I've never seen any unicorns, ain't they s'posed to be all frolicy?

[She doesn't even know if that's a word.]

voice;

[elementofcupcakes]

Not all unicorns are frolicy! Most of them are pretty good as just trotting or walking!

voice;

[sarashi]

Huh, that's the impression I got from readin' about 'em. Never heard that they weren't willin' to let any human ride on 'em either.

[Audio]

[amethystsregret]

As far as I knew, unicorns did let humans they deemed worthy run on their backs, but they could be deadly if they stabbed you. That could have just been in the book I read though...

[Yeah, can't see that he's talking to a pony, so this is going over his head for a while...]

[Audio]

[elementofcupcakes]

Both of those are wrong! Although I'm not sure about the stabbing part. Maybe if you put a stain on Rarity's clothes, then she would.

[It would not surprise her if she did.]

[Audio]

[amethystsregret]

Rarity? Is she a unicorn, or did I miss a reference?

voice;

[notacostume]

I have no idea what you're even talking about.

voice;

[elementofcupcakes]

Don't you know what a unicorn is?!

voice;

[notacostume]

Sure I do. But that doesn't really explain much about this.