7th Smile: weirdo unicorns! [Voice]

[elementofcupcakes]

Has anypony seen any of these uuuuuunicorns?

[It's unfortunate that nopony can see her make air quotes.]

They're so weird! They just frolic around and let any ol' human ride on them! I think they're secretly dangerous or something! They don't even have cutie marks! What's up with that?!

Maybe they're spies! Spies that don't like pies!

[...what? It rhymes!]

My name is Pinkie Pie, and I approve this message!

Comments

[buttwarmed]

Neat. Well if you can keep a secret then, I'll tell you what I am.

[elementofcupcakes]

You're in luck, buddy! I'm the BEST secret keeper in aaaaaaalllllllll of Ponyville! You're secret's safe with me! Now, lay it on me!

[buttwarmed]

I'm a tanuki.