7th Smile: weirdo unicorns! [Voice]

[elementofcupcakes]

Has anypony seen any of these uuuuuunicorns?

[It's unfortunate that nopony can see her make air quotes.]

They're so weird! They just frolic around and let any ol' human ride on them! I think they're secretly dangerous or something! They don't even have cutie marks! What's up with that?!

Maybe they're spies! Spies that don't like pies!

[...what? It rhymes!]

My name is Pinkie Pie, and I approve this message!

Comments

[Audio]

[amethystsregret]

As far as I knew, unicorns did let humans they deemed worthy run on their backs, but they could be deadly if they stabbed you. That could have just been in the book I read though...

[Yeah, can't see that he's talking to a pony, so this is going over his head for a while...]

[Audio]

[elementofcupcakes]

Both of those are wrong! Although I'm not sure about the stabbing part. Maybe if you put a stain on Rarity's clothes, then she would.

[It would not surprise her if she did.]

[Audio]

[amethystsregret]

Rarity? Is she a unicorn, or did I miss a reference?