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I HAVE A FRIEND! AN ACTUAL FRIEND!

[Denzel celebrates with a lot of maniacal laughter but hey he's happy. Even if he sounds batshit insane he's overjoyed.]

[Locked to Asami]

Speaking of which, your advice on how to cure nightmares did help... That and a hot bath.

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[Just for a moment Crocker's tone sounds rather touched.]

You're happy for - ?

[Before there's a long drawn pause and Denzel remarks dryly.]

You must be a child. Otherwise you'd understand how the world actually is.

Being a kid doesn't mean I don't understand the world. You sound lonely.

HA!

You and your bubble of no responsibilities.

[How despicable!]

How would you know? LEAVE ME ALONE!

[Grouch, grouch! Yes, he's lonely.]

Edited 2014-05-15 00:17 (UTC)

I have responsibilities! I have lots of them! I have to take care of the Hey! Listen! and help out on the Murderess. And in Hyrule I have to find the Princess because the Great Deku Tree told me she needed my help!

[This is not what 'leave him alone' looks like.]

The Hey! Listen?

And how is you help on the Murderess, mmmm?

Hmmm. That all may be so but I bet you don't believe in magic.

Why wouldn't I believe in magic?

[What an odd thing to say.]

Because children don't.

[All too often the children of his world think Crocker is ridiculous for believing in fairies and the only one that does lies to him.]

That seems really sad. There's magic everywhere. Even here, there's a lot of magic. Not as much as back home, but a lot.

[He just can't help but sound suspicious of all of this.]

Oh no. Don't you play me.

Alright - POP QUIZ! Tell me about the magic from where you're from.

Well, in the Lost Woods, if you don't know your way, and you aren't a Kokiri, if you get lost and can't get out, you turn into a Skull Kid. And in the Kokiri woods, there's the fairies. Every Kokiri has one that's their companion. And then there are the healing fairies that you can find hiding around if you get hurt and need to feel better. I'm not sure what kind of magic is in the rest of Hyrule. But that's a lot of magic already, I'm sure there's a lot more.

EGAD! Did you say fairies?!

[Crocker can't believe his own ears a child telling him that fairies are real?!]

Yeah.

[Simple answer for a simple question.]

Mmmm. What do you know. Maybe there is a child I don't hate out there after all.

[Speaking of which he means you young Link.]

You hate children? Why?

Gee, whatever gave you that idea? Speaking of which that was sarcasm.

Because they don't believe in magic and the one who does lies to me.

[There's something rather ominous about the last part of that sentence.]

Not in my world. I'm sorry it's like that in yours. If Navi was here, I'd let you meet her. But she didn't come with me. She's my fairy.

[Denzel makes some sounds that sound rather bitter and jealous.]

Wait... You're - sorry?!

[Oh noes! Does he sort-of-kind like a child?!]

You have a fairy?! And you're admitting that?

[Before breaking into a maniacal laugh again. Oh, if only Timmy Turner could say that now!]

Huh, interesting. Here, England's - FAIRY! Came with him.

You'd have her meet me if you could?!

I don't think that's such a good idea.

[As he ponders what Codi told him about snatching other's pets or trying too but if that whole fairy drama hadn't been so recent he may not be having second thoughts as much as his impulse to grab Navi may be.]

Edited 2014-05-20 22:29 (UTC)

Why not? You're my friend and she's my friend. Once you meet, you could be friends with each other!

You're my friend?!

... I suppose you're not all that -

No no! Me and - FAIRIES! Can't be friends.

Sure you can! Fairies are great! You like fairies, don't you?

Let me put it to you this way. I'll try to fairy-nap your friend.

But why?

Because your fairy will be floating right there taunting me in plain sight!

You see where I come from I've been trying to prove their existence.

[That and he just has a thing for power.]

But she wouldn't taunt you. She'd say hello! Like this: Hello!

[His voice went to a sing-song high pitch that was clearly girly in it's imitation.]

And she'd talk to you. And then we could play games together.

OF COURSE SHE'LL TAUNT ME! JUST BY BEING THERE! FLOATING JUST OUT OF MY REACH!

... Play games?

I'm a grown man. Why the heck would I want to play games for?

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