[Voice]

[crackpotcrocker]

I HAVE A FRIEND! AN ACTUAL FRIEND!

[Denzel celebrates with a lot of maniacal laughter but hey he's happy. Even if he sounds batshit insane he's overjoyed.]


[Locked to Asami]

Speaking of which, your advice on how to cure nightmares did help... That and a hot bath.

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voice;

[breaks_pots]

Why not? You're my friend and she's my friend. Once you meet, you could be friends with each other!

voice;

[crackpotcrocker]

You're my friend?!

... I suppose you're not all that -


No no! Me and - FAIRIES! Can't be friends.

Re: voice;

[breaks_pots]

Sure you can! Fairies are great! You like fairies, don't you?

voice;

[crackpotcrocker]

Let me put it to you this way. I'll try to fairy-nap your friend.

voice;

[breaks_pots]

But why?

voice;

[crackpotcrocker]

Because your fairy will be floating right there taunting me in plain sight!

You see where I come from I've been trying to prove their existence.

[That and he just has a thing for power.]

Re: voice;

[breaks_pots]

But she wouldn't taunt you. She'd say hello! Like this: Hello!

[His voice went to a sing-song high pitch that was clearly girly in it's imitation.]

And she'd talk to you. And then we could play games together.

voice;

[crackpotcrocker]

OF COURSE SHE'LL TAUNT ME! JUST BY BEING THERE! FLOATING JUST OUT OF MY REACH!

... Play games?

I'm a grown man. Why the heck would I want to play games for?

voice;

[breaks_pots]

She wouldn't be out of reach. If you wanted to hold her, she'd probably let you. You just have to be careful because you could hurt her wings if you're not.

And you play games because they're fun!

voice;

[crackpotcrocker]

[Twitch, twitch, twitchy twitch and Denzel screams out-loud.] WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!

[Before laughing like a manic.]

Can't say that's how I would define, 'fun'.

voice;

[breaks_pots]

[His voice quieted, unsure, a little hurt.]

I just want to be your friend. I'm not trying to hurt you.

voice;

[crackpotcrocker]

...Are you going to keep insisting till I say, yes?

Re: voice;

[breaks_pots]

Yes!

voice;

[crackpotcrocker]

Fine. Happy?

Re: voice;

[breaks_pots]

...no. You're not happy.

voice;

[crackpotcrocker]

What do I have to do to get it though your head? I don't like children!

And if I see your little - fairy I'll capture it!

[There's a pause.]

Hm. Interesting... All of this is making me think of Turner.