[Voice]

[crackpotcrocker]

I HAVE A FRIEND! AN ACTUAL FRIEND!

[Denzel celebrates with a lot of maniacal laughter but hey he's happy. Even if he sounds batshit insane he's overjoyed.]


[Locked to Asami]

Speaking of which, your advice on how to cure nightmares did help... That and a hot bath.

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voice;

[breaks_pots]

You hate children? Why?

Re: voice;

[crackpotcrocker]

Gee, whatever gave you that idea? Speaking of which that was sarcasm.

Because they don't believe in magic and the one who does lies to me.

[There's something rather ominous about the last part of that sentence.]

Re: voice;

[breaks_pots]

Not in my world. I'm sorry it's like that in yours. If Navi was here, I'd let you meet her. But she didn't come with me. She's my fairy.

voice;

[crackpotcrocker]

[Denzel makes some sounds that sound rather bitter and jealous.]

Wait... You're - sorry?!

[Oh noes! Does he sort-of-kind like a child?!]

You have a fairy?! And you're admitting that?

[Before breaking into a maniacal laugh again. Oh, if only Timmy Turner could say that now!]

Huh, interesting. Here, England's - FAIRY! Came with him.

You'd have her meet me if you could?!

I don't think that's such a good idea.

[As he ponders what Codi told him about snatching other's pets or trying too but if that whole fairy drama hadn't been so recent he may not be having second thoughts as much as his impulse to grab Navi may be.]

voice;

[breaks_pots]

Why not? You're my friend and she's my friend. Once you meet, you could be friends with each other!

voice;

[crackpotcrocker]

You're my friend?!

... I suppose you're not all that -


No no! Me and - FAIRIES! Can't be friends.

Re: voice;

[breaks_pots]

Sure you can! Fairies are great! You like fairies, don't you?

voice;

[crackpotcrocker]

Let me put it to you this way. I'll try to fairy-nap your friend.

voice;

[breaks_pots]

But why?

voice;

[crackpotcrocker]

Because your fairy will be floating right there taunting me in plain sight!

You see where I come from I've been trying to prove their existence.

[That and he just has a thing for power.]

Re: voice;

[breaks_pots]

But she wouldn't taunt you. She'd say hello! Like this: Hello!

[His voice went to a sing-song high pitch that was clearly girly in it's imitation.]

And she'd talk to you. And then we could play games together.

voice;

[crackpotcrocker]

OF COURSE SHE'LL TAUNT ME! JUST BY BEING THERE! FLOATING JUST OUT OF MY REACH!

... Play games?

I'm a grown man. Why the heck would I want to play games for?

voice;

[breaks_pots]

She wouldn't be out of reach. If you wanted to hold her, she'd probably let you. You just have to be careful because you could hurt her wings if you're not.

And you play games because they're fun!

voice;

[crackpotcrocker]

[Twitch, twitch, twitchy twitch and Denzel screams out-loud.] WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!

[Before laughing like a manic.]

Can't say that's how I would define, 'fun'.

voice;

[breaks_pots]

[His voice quieted, unsure, a little hurt.]

I just want to be your friend. I'm not trying to hurt you.

voice;

[crackpotcrocker]

...Are you going to keep insisting till I say, yes?

Re: voice;

[breaks_pots]

Yes!

voice;

[crackpotcrocker]

Fine. Happy?

Re: voice;

[breaks_pots]

...no. You're not happy.

voice;

[crackpotcrocker]

What do I have to do to get it though your head? I don't like children!

And if I see your little - fairy I'll capture it!

[There's a pause.]

Hm. Interesting... All of this is making me think of Turner.