voice

[allendsmeat]

[sitting on the inn roof at Empieza and he's decided himself a thing]

I wanna kiss as many people as I can. [doom!] But it's hard to figure out the rules! So if you wanna kiss someone then we should definitely meet up!

[and it's the perfect solution. Because if someone wants to kiss someone as much as he wants to kiss someone then they can just kiss and it's simple]

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[voice]

[allendsmeat]

Oi. Keimi is my nakama. I wouldn't steal something so precious from her ever.

[voice]

[grizzly_tea]

Good. I thought you were more honorable then most pirate scoundrels I've known, but I couldn't be certain when you made such a foolish statement, wanting to kiss everyone. After all I've heard that you've licked several people without permission, and in certain cultures licking can be construed as a form of kissing.

...

Don't lick Keimi either.

[voice]

[allendsmeat]

Just to see if they tasted like pineapple but their wings are their treasures so I won't. And I won't lick Keimi either because she probably won't taste like anything but Keimi and you're really annoying.

[he doesn't really like being told what to do so much]

[voice]

[grizzly_tea]

[Sigh]

I won't even bother asking why you'd think wings would taste like pineapples.

[Or point out that Keimi might taste like fish because of her tail]

You wouldn't be the first person to say as much either, Straw Hat. However, I just wanted to make sure you were keeping out of trouble as much as possible... surprising as it may sound I actually have a certain level of fondness for you and your crew, and I'd prefer you not to accidentally get in over your head by kissing any person you please only to find them wanting more from you. Not a likely possibility, but not one that should be overlooked.

[voice]

[allendsmeat]

What more would they want? I'm not gonna hump 'em. [that was the next stage right]

[voice]

[grizzly_tea]

[Maribelle was not the kind of woman who even tolerated the notion of tea being spewed by a proper lady of breeding. Luffy however had managed to make her spit her tea across the room record lengths, and cause her to almost choke to death.]

WHAT!?!?!? Who even taught you such vulgar debauchery?!!? Why would you even think- What kind of- when did you-

[Aaaaand she's making several more strangled noises.]

[voice]

[allendsmeat]

[dies laughing] You're pretty funny, na~! Ahahahahahahaha

[voice]

[grizzly_tea]

THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER!

[It totally is Maribelle, you just have no sense of humor about it.]

You can't just kiss or hump people willy nilly! What kind of animal are you?! Gods I take back everything I said, you are 100% a typical pirate! I was right about you from the very start!

[voice]

[allendsmeat]

I didn't say I was gonna! That's why I was asking! [now he's mad, too] So anyone who wants to can! I told you I wouldn't steal something like that!

[voice]

[grizzly_tea]

[Okay... she's going to try to calm herself down again because... clearly there must be some sort of misunderstanding.]

I wasn't... trying to suggest... you'd steal it from anyone. However you'll only get yourself and others hurt if you take such things so casually! How much do you even know about love, courtship, marriage, and... other such activities?

[voice]

[allendsmeat]

Nothing! But I don't care. I'm just asking for a kiss. That's it. If someone wants something more I'll tell them I don't want it! I'm not gonna trick anyone! Everyone is going to know just what it is! [so annoyed.]

[voice] 1/2 I AM NOT SORRY

[justicereigns]

[In which Smoker accidentally reveals that he's been stalking this whole god damn post.]

He stole a kiss from me.

[Grumble grumble huff....]

[voice] 2/2

[justicereigns]

Oh... oh Shit. Did I just say that out loud?

[voice]

[allendsmeat]

THAT WAS CANDY, YOU JERK! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!

[voice] 1/4

[grizzly_tea]

There is no such thing as just a-

[voice] 2/4

[grizzly_tea]

Smoker he-

[voice] 3/4

[grizzly_tea]

You-

[voice] 4/4

[grizzly_tea]

STRAW HAT!!!

[voice]

[justicereigns]

You know what the stupidest part about this whole post is, Straw Hat?

[This argument coming up right here.]

[voice]

[allendsmeat]

I DON'T CARE GET OUT HERE SO I CAN KICK YOUR ASS YOU BASTARD!

[voice]

[justicereigns]

FUCK YOU! NO!

[voice]

[allendsmeat]

[then he'll come find you! Belting out:]

SMOKER!

[until he finds you or his voice gives out]

[voice]

[song_princess]

[Ah...Ah.... Here was another noble lady but.... Luffy was the captain's little bro and she has developed fondness for him and oh goddess.]

My Lady Maribelle, I beg of you to still your words. He is just a mere babe and doesn't know much about those things. He was never taught properly. Please Lady Maribelle, listen to my request.

[Luffy.... Do not say another word or else she will go over there and peck you herself.]

[voice]

[allendsmeat]

Leanne. I know what I'm doing. Even if I was never taught how to do it, it's what I want to do. I know what can happen, too. Thanks, but don't make excuses for me.

[he wasn't a child. He was the man who was going to become Pirate King.]

[voice]

[grizzly_tea]

Lady Leanne... I appreciate that you have a certain level of fondness for Straw Hat Luffy, but you are mistaken in thinking that he is a mere infant that doesn't know any better, no matter what his brothers might say. He is a cognizant if not slightly foolish and reckless young man, and has learned enough to know the consequences of his actions, and seems to be content to accept these consequences. I do not approve, you may not approve, but ultimately neither of us can force him to do or not do anything he has set his mind to.

However, I do intend to see to it that no one else recklessly gets hurt falling for his innocent seeming naivete. I clearly don't have much sway over him since he views me ass nothing but another oppressive authority figure, but perhaps his friends will be able talk some sense into him in the long run.