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[allendsmeat]

[sitting on the inn roof at Empieza and he's decided himself a thing]

I wanna kiss as many people as I can. [doom!] But it's hard to figure out the rules! So if you wanna kiss someone then we should definitely meet up!

[and it's the perfect solution. Because if someone wants to kiss someone as much as he wants to kiss someone then they can just kiss and it's simple]

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[hoodwinking]

It's genetics! Just something boys get when they're born. Some girls have to get cootie shots before they kiss boys too. In some cases, it's completely fine.

But if you kiss the wrong girl, they'll get really sick and hate you forever!

[allendsmeat]

[he doesn't know what the first part means but the last part shocks him! No one told him anything about that!]

How do you know if it's gonna happen?!

[hoodwinking]

It's completely random. You won't know until you kiss one.

By then, it'll be too late.

[allendsmeat]

Ehhhh? Really?! [if no one knew that meant he could hurt anyone without knowing!] Maybe Bepo knows a way to find out!

[he was a doctor after all.]

[hoodwinking]

Maybe! Just know, after they're infected, there's nothing you can do. [SHOCK!]

So, don't kiss everyone!

[allendsmeat]

[yeah but if that was true he had to be extra careful cuz it could even be his nakama. ... Oh but wait. He got it]

I'll just kiss guys then.

[since they all had cooties]

[hoodwinking]

[She's quiet for a moment. But, if Luffy listens close, he'll be able to hear the faintest sound of giggling.

This goes on for forty-five seconds.]

That's... that's one way to prevent it, yes! Boys can't catch other boys' cooties!

[allendsmeat]

Yosh! Okay no problem. [he's happy that it's resolved so that he can still do what he wants and not hurt anyone] I'll kinda miss boobs though. They're interesting. But I haven't really kissed a guy for very long so maybe there are more cool things I don't know about!

[there was so much he didn't know! So much to explore! It was exciting]

[hoodwinking]

[Very exciting. Of course, she's not going to stop there!]

And another thing! You can get sick from boobs! The bigger they are, the worse it'll get! You shouldn't miss them at all!

[bitter, who's bitter.]

[allendsmeat]

Haha no way! I'm around Nami and Robin and Keimi all the time and I never get sick! Besides Dadan's boobs were huge! I could fit ten bullfrogs in her bra without even trying!

[hoodwinking]

It's more of a head illness. If you're anything like the guys back home, you'll be more enthused by them the older you get and as I said, the bigger they are.

[allendsmeat]

shishishi maybe. I don't care what size they are. They're soft no matter what.

[hoodwinking]

[a gasp, and then a tsk tsk tsk.]

I'm sorry. It's already too late for you. There's nothing more that can be done.

[allendsmeat]

Haha oh well. If this is sickness I don't mind!

[after all it wasn't as if he was dying from it or anything. And he could still go on adventures and stuff. So who cared?]