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allendsmeat ([personal profile] allendsmeat) wrote in [community profile] piratejournal2014-05-12 06:24 pm
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[sitting on the inn roof at Empieza and he's decided himself a thing]

I wanna kiss as many people as I can. [doom!] But it's hard to figure out the rules! So if you wanna kiss someone then we should definitely meet up!

[and it's the perfect solution. Because if someone wants to kiss someone as much as he wants to kiss someone then they can just kiss and it's simple]
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[personal profile] hoodwinking 2014-05-13 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
It's completely random. You won't know until you kiss one.

By then, it'll be too late.
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[personal profile] allendsmeat 2014-05-13 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Ehhhh? Really?! [if no one knew that meant he could hurt anyone without knowing!] Maybe Bepo knows a way to find out!

[he was a doctor after all.]
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[personal profile] hoodwinking 2014-05-13 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe! Just know, after they're infected, there's nothing you can do. [SHOCK!]

So, don't kiss everyone!
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[personal profile] allendsmeat 2014-05-13 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
[yeah but if that was true he had to be extra careful cuz it could even be his nakama. ... Oh but wait. He got it]

I'll just kiss guys then.

[since they all had cooties]
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[personal profile] hoodwinking 2014-05-13 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
[She's quiet for a moment. But, if Luffy listens close, he'll be able to hear the faintest sound of giggling.

This goes on for forty-five seconds.]

That's... that's one way to prevent it, yes! Boys can't catch other boys' cooties!
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[personal profile] allendsmeat 2014-05-13 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Yosh! Okay no problem. [he's happy that it's resolved so that he can still do what he wants and not hurt anyone] I'll kinda miss boobs though. They're interesting. But I haven't really kissed a guy for very long so maybe there are more cool things I don't know about!

[there was so much he didn't know! So much to explore! It was exciting]
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[personal profile] hoodwinking 2014-05-13 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Very exciting. Of course, she's not going to stop there!]

And another thing! You can get sick from boobs! The bigger they are, the worse it'll get! You shouldn't miss them at all!

[bitter, who's bitter.]
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[personal profile] allendsmeat 2014-05-13 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
Haha no way! I'm around Nami and Robin and Keimi all the time and I never get sick! Besides Dadan's boobs were huge! I could fit ten bullfrogs in her bra without even trying!
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[personal profile] hoodwinking 2014-05-13 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
It's more of a head illness. If you're anything like the guys back home, you'll be more enthused by them the older you get and as I said, the bigger they are.
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[personal profile] allendsmeat 2014-05-13 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
shishishi maybe. I don't care what size they are. They're soft no matter what.
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[personal profile] hoodwinking 2014-05-13 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
[a gasp, and then a tsk tsk tsk.]

I'm sorry. It's already too late for you. There's nothing more that can be done.
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[personal profile] allendsmeat 2014-05-13 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
Haha oh well. If this is sickness I don't mind!

[after all it wasn't as if he was dying from it or anything. And he could still go on adventures and stuff. So who cared?]
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