[If Yato sounds a little unimpressed, that wouldn't be a bad interpretation. A little chick can be heard chirping.]

What am I supposed to do with a baby chicken?

I found it in an egg and all it does is chirp at me. Does anyone know what I'm supposed to do with it?

So I'm pretty sure y'all been hearin' 'bout a certain shindig happenin' this weekend, huh? Figure some peeps might be feelin' left out, what with that whole gotta look human bit. Whaddy' say we have a shindig a our own? Drinks, food, an' a little time t' kick back with people that ain't necessarily some shade a dirt from head t' fin. Pipe up here if y' got anythin' particular t' eat. Our chef's one a the best an' he does special orders if y' ask all nice like. If y' look human an' y' wanna come hang with us anyway that's cool too. Ain't gonna get no judgin' from me, anyway. Sheheheh!

A reminder to all pirates, this world's navy is not identical to our world's or other's, and shouldn't be assumed to be as such.

That said, it seems like it would be useful to pool all resources on what people do know about this world's navy.

Maybe you can all start with what you did to piss them off other than exist, because apparently the lot of you fuckers got some pretty high wanted posters and bounties.

[If you're on the same ship Guy's on, you'll find him in the galley, puzzling over a small, colorful pile of partially broken eggs. Beside that is a smaller pile of candy bracelets and necklaces.]

So these eggs that keep turning up everywhere...

Has anyone found any that aren't cooked? I was hoping to make something with them, but they're all hard-boiled alrea--huh?

[He trails off, attention diverted. There's a surprised yelp and then a sound like the journal hitting the floor. Then Guy's voice again, slightly muffled and panicked.]

Anise, please d-don't sneak up behind me like that...you'll give me a heart attack one of these days.

[The journal is open, but upside down on the floor, and he's making no movement to pick it up, so it's probably still 'recording'.]