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[007 || Voice (accidental)]

[Waking up is like emerging from an awful nightmare this morning. Sanji comes out of his sleep groaning and feeling like his head is swimming, trying to sort through the weird and horrible images that his brain insists on showing him.

Only they're less like images and more like fragments of memory, and just when he'd groggily began to think that maybe he did have a nightmare, reality rushes in and assaults him like someone tossing a bucket of shitty ice water his way.

He shoots up in his hammock, eyes wide, heart pounding wildly as dread twists his gut, and his journal flies off his chest and lands innocently on the floor of the men's cabin -- conveniently open, of course.]

WHAT THE FUCK?!

[........Yeeeeah, he'll just be promptly diving back under his covers and curling into a ball for awhile. Breakfast might be a little late, Straw Hats, because he pretty much has no plans to leave his hammock ever again.]

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What has upset you so much that you needed to be so vulgar about it?

[Now she's more curious than upset, but hey, ladies must keep up appearances.]

Ahhh...it's nothing! No worries, my dear. Simply had a bad...day.

[Quickly shifts topics.]

I don't believe we've met!

[Suddenly he was so polite . . .]

I don't think we have.

I am Kodachi, the Black Rose.

Kodachi-chan~

[There's a noticeable shift in his tone, as he morphs from morose to cheerful now that there's a beautiful new lady to talk to! ...He assume she's beautiful anyway. She sounds beautiful!]

It's a pleasure to meet you! Are you new to this shitty world?

[She sighed at his continued profanity, but then, she was more interested in the fact that he was now being so doting.]

I am indeed. What is your name?

That's unfortunate. It can be really...weird here. Sorry you have to deal with it now.

I'm Sanji!

[Oh, hey! Luffy mentioned you in passing, except she doesn't remember that.]

We will see whether or not it is a pleasure to meet you. What do you think?

I think this probably wasn't the greatest first impression, but I do excellent second impressions when given the chance, Kodachi-chan!

[As far as Kodachi's concerned, she sees the golden opportunity to have someone wrapped around her finger, so this is perfectly fine!]

I suppose I could allow that, Sanji-san.

What do you have in mind?

Hmm...

[THINKS.]

Does Kodachi-chan like chocolate?

[She didn't have too much of a sweet tooth. However . . .]

Will you be giving me some? ♥

If you want! That or anything else you might like. I'm a first class chef, and a lady such as yourself should be treated to desserts and fancy meals whenever possible~!

If I want?

But what I want is . . .

You.

[To be her slave, that is.]

You wanna date Sanji now? [all the upset. He just can't get a date with anyone]

[FREEZES AT HER WORDS.

There goes his heart.

Can you hear it?

BA-DUMP, BA-DUMP, BA-DUMP...]

You want—?

[Luffy's voice breaks through his daze momentarily, but what he says more or less just cements the idea in Sanji's ~~dumb~~ brain.

There's a brief pause, everything silent for a breath, and then...]

UWAAAAAAH, KODACHI-CHWAN WANTS TO DATE ME??!

[Annnnd cue an EXPLOSION OF HEARTS spewing forth in the middle of the men's cabin.]

[just rub it in, you jerk. He's just going to sit here and poke at the ground. No dates. No meat. Not fair]

[SORRY CAPTAIN DOESN'T NOTICE TOO BUSY BEING STUPID HAPPY AND FLAILING AROUND.]

[W-What - ]

DATE?

Who said anything about dating you?

You did~! And Luffy did!

[Crooning in a ridiculously cheerful voice and just twirling in slow circles, not that she can see it.]

I did not!

I said that I wanted you. Which means that I want you to be in my employ. Without payment. [A a slave.]

It sounded like you did!

[Pretty much in a state of mind right now where he hears what he wants to hear.]

You can have me whenever you want, Kodachi-chan, I would gladly make us a romantic dinner for two every night and you need only reward me with your love~! But I don't know that I can be in your employ, I gotta stick with Luffy.

Shishishi YOSH! We'll have the best date ever!

[happy again]

Of course, you needn't worry about that, Mr. Luffy. Put your poor heart at ease! Kodachi is not going to let you down!

Alright! I'll count on you!

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