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piratejournal2014-04-02 10:54 am
serving_love) wrote in piratejournal2014-04-02 10:54 am
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[007 || Voice (accidental)]
[Waking up is like emerging from an awful nightmare this morning. Sanji comes out of his sleep groaning and feeling like his head is swimming, trying to sort through the weird and horrible images that his brain insists on showing him.
Only they're less like images and more like fragments of memory, and just when he'd groggily began to think that maybe he did have a nightmare, reality rushes in and assaults him like someone tossing a bucket of shitty ice water his way.
He shoots up in his hammock, eyes wide, heart pounding wildly as dread twists his gut, and his journal flies off his chest and lands innocently on the floor of the men's cabin -- conveniently open, of course.]
WHAT THE FUCK?!
[........Yeeeeah, he'll just be promptly diving back under his covers and curling into a ball for awhile. Breakfast might be a little late, Straw Hats, because he pretty much has no plans to leave his hammock ever again.]
Only they're less like images and more like fragments of memory, and just when he'd groggily began to think that maybe he did have a nightmare, reality rushes in and assaults him like someone tossing a bucket of shitty ice water his way.
He shoots up in his hammock, eyes wide, heart pounding wildly as dread twists his gut, and his journal flies off his chest and lands innocently on the floor of the men's cabin -- conveniently open, of course.]
WHAT THE FUCK?!
[........Yeeeeah, he'll just be promptly diving back under his covers and curling into a ball for awhile. Breakfast might be a little late, Straw Hats, because he pretty much has no plans to leave his hammock ever again.]
[voice]
[voice]
There goes his heart.
Can you hear it?
BA-DUMP, BA-DUMP, BA-DUMP...]
You want—?
[Luffy's voice breaks through his daze momentarily, but what he says more or less just cements the idea in Sanji's
dumbbrain.There's a brief pause, everything silent for a breath, and then...]
UWAAAAAAH, KODACHI-CHWAN WANTS TO DATE ME??!
[Annnnd cue an EXPLOSION OF HEARTS spewing forth in the middle of the men's cabin.]
[voice]
[voice]
[voice]
DATE?
Who said anything about dating you?
[voice]
[Crooning in a ridiculously cheerful voice and just twirling in slow circles, not that she can see it.]
[voice]
I said that I wanted you. Which means that I want you to be in my employ. Without payment. [A a slave.]
[voice]
[Pretty much in a state of mind right now where he hears what he wants to hear.]
You can have me whenever you want, Kodachi-chan, I would gladly make us a romantic dinner for two every night and you need only reward me with your love~! But I don't know that I can be in your employ, I gotta stick with Luffy.
[voice]
[Dreary sigh. 1st world problems right there.]
Do you really covet my love so much? I'm flattered!
[Now, how not to say no to the romantic dinner. Because she wants that. She wants all everything you can give. Yup.]
I . . . I must admit that it would be nice if someone cooked for me for a change . . .
[voice]
AND MAYBE STAY FOREVER!!!
[He's making himself swoon over here.]
[voice]
However, I couldn't stay; I'm certain my captain would be sad without me.
[voice]
Hmm, and if I get sad without you?
[voice]
You'll just have to bear it. I know you can be strong for my sake. ♥
[voice]
[she's so in demand!!! it's so hard to be beautiful]
I already said I was dating you, Mr. Luffy!
[voice]
[happy again]
[voice]
[voice]