[007 || Voice (accidental)]

[serving_love]

[Waking up is like emerging from an awful nightmare this morning. Sanji comes out of his sleep groaning and feeling like his head is swimming, trying to sort through the weird and horrible images that his brain insists on showing him.

Only they're less like images and more like fragments of memory, and just when he'd groggily began to think that maybe he did have a nightmare, reality rushes in and assaults him like someone tossing a bucket of shitty ice water his way.

He shoots up in his hammock, eyes wide, heart pounding wildly as dread twists his gut, and his journal flies off his chest and lands innocently on the floor of the men's cabin -- conveniently open, of course.]

WHAT THE FUCK?!

[........Yeeeeah, he'll just be promptly diving back under his covers and curling into a ball for awhile. Breakfast might be a little late, Straw Hats, because he pretty much has no plans to leave his hammock ever again.]

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[Action]

[grizzly_tea]

[There's almost a dark and evil aura emanating from the halls, and it doesn't take long for the door way to the men's cabins open wider as Maribelle reveals herself. She looks like she hasn't slept in days, her hair is rather unkempt, and she's shaking with fury.]

DOES ANY PERSON ON THIS SHIP OBSERVE THE IDEA OF COURTESY TO THOSE TRYING TO SLEEP!?!

[Forgive her Sanji, but after Luffy's birthday announcement, she has much less tolerance for being awoken to the sounds of screaming crew members.]

[Action]

[serving_love]

[Peeks out from under his covers as she comes storming in, because it's a lady's voice and he can't just ignore her even though he'd really kind of like to right about now. Also he can't remember if was rude to her yesterday or not, but he probably owes her a thousand apologies just in case.]

Ah...sorry, Maribelle-san. I didn't mean to disturb your beauty rest.

[His voice sounds a little pathetic and small.]

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[allendsmeat]

[woken up himself and blinks. Then snorts and finally bursts out laughing]

Hahahahaha Maribelle looks so dumb!

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[allendsmeat]

But you shouldn't scream and wake people up like that.

[it's kinda rude]

[Action]

[grizzly_tea]

[Sorry Luffy, but there's only so much she can take before snapping. Her Parasol whips out to smack across the back of Luffy's rubbery head.]

YOU'RE NOT ONE TO TALK, CAPTAIN!!!

[She clears her throat after the attack on Luffy.]

As for you Sanji, if you are truly remorseful then I shall forgive you this once. See to it that you prevent these incidents from happening again.

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[yourotherleft]

[Luffy on top of the mast he can sleep through, but a yell that close to his ears?

Zoro is now on the floor, face down]

....shit! What the hell, cook?

[action]

[serving_love]

[asdfjklhaksjdsfuckit'sZoroshitSHIT.

Just pulls the covers around himself even more tightly.]

It ain't nothing, go away!

[Maybe he won't remember. >.>]

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[yourotherleft]

[nope, he remembers. But that's not the point right now. Right now, he's slowly growing irate that he's been woken up by the cook's cussing and he's going to take it out on him.

So he pries himself up off the floor, rubs his face, and then goes over to flip Sanji out of his hammock. How do you like that?]

Noisy asshole.

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[serving_love]

[Flops onto the ground with an oomph.]

Oi, what the hell, you idiot?!

[Glares up at him for a moment before he realizes that requires looking at him which he is in NO MOOD to do right now, so he scrambles for his blankets and quickly scoots back into the wall, pulling them over his head until just his eyes are showing.]

...What do you want?

[voice]

[cherrybombpie]

[How you have offended a lady!]

Such profanity!

[voice]

[serving_love]

[Heeey, a lady's voice he doesn't recognize! Maybe he wasn't a total asshole to this one yesterday! He sneaks an arm out to blindly grab his journal, quickly pulling it under the covers with him.]

My apologies, I didn't mean to offend.

[voice]

[cherrybombpie]

What has upset you so much that you needed to be so vulgar about it?

[Now she's more curious than upset, but hey, ladies must keep up appearances.]

[voice]

[serving_love]

Ahhh...it's nothing! No worries, my dear. Simply had a bad...day.

[Quickly shifts topics.]

I don't believe we've met!

Because we need another thread

[allendsmeat]

[Much later in the day and Luffy is sitting hunched up on the deck with his chin on his knees and poking the ground. He figured out what had happened but he also knew one other important thing, too. The date was never going to happen. And he'd been looking forward to it too.

He understands. Sanji didn't really mean to do it but.

Still...

long long looong sigh]

\o/

[serving_love]

[Has been sneaking around all day basically. He slips out onto the deck at some point to have a smoke, but instantly freezes when he sees Luffy.

...Except. It's Luffy. The way Sanji acted around him all day yesterday was sure as hell awkward, but it's somehow not as embarrassing with him as it is with...others.

Still. He huffs a little, eyeing him warily since he looks downcast or something.]

What's wrong with you?

[allendsmeat]

Nothing.... [pout pout poke at deck and then after a moment] Sanji was really happy yesterday so I was happy too.


[and it was going to be a date with candles and meat and Brook somehow and it would have been awesome and he may have drawn a picture of how awesome it would have been to remind himself and he may also be sitting on it.]

[serving_love]

[Frowns.]

I'm happy every day.

[Frowns some more until he's just outright scowling, and looks away.]

Just not happy like that, that was fucked up.

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[letthestormrageon]

[Much like others, she found herself awake due Sanji's scream and it doesn't take her long before she's knocking softly at the door of the men's cabins, just loud enough for anyone awake to hear but not loud enough to wake up anyone else. There's a whisper accompanying it though it may be hard to hear through the door.]

Sanji? Are you all right? I-It's Elsa.

[Action]

[serving_love]

[Sanji isn't nearly as polite as the lovely Elsa-san, so when he hears her knocking (and of course he has to respond) he calls back to her without even attempting to keep his voice down.]

...I'm fine! It's nothing, you don't have to worry!

[Though he might still be equally hard to hear because he's buried underneath his covers.]

[Action]

[letthestormrageon]

[She knows what's like to "want", or rather "need", to be alone, so part of her doesn't want to press. However, she doubts that he's really alone inside of there unless all the other boys aren't in, hardly possible at this hour.]

All right, I won't worry.

[Pause.]

But if you would like someone to talk with, or who will listen to your "nothing"... I'm here.

[Action]

[serving_love]

[Ahhhhh, she's so nice~! Sanji flails a little and ends up rolling out of his hammock and flopping onto the floor.

Oomph.

...

Well, he's up, and so is Elsa-san, he should see if she needs breakfast or anything! He scrambles over to the door, blanket wrapped around his shoulders, and sticks his head out in a hurry in case she's left already.]

Ah, wait!

voice

[waywithmachines]

You know, there might be kids on this journal. [it was doubtful but it wasn't exactly as if he knew the "spooky ghost's" search criteria.]

You might wanna keep it down.

voice

[serving_love]

[There's an unfamiliar voice.

Sanji frowns at his journal from where he's still curled into a ball in his hammock.]

Ah... And just who the hell are you? One of the kids whose ears are too innocent to hear my shitty language?

voice

[waywithmachines]

Uh, no, I'm not. Not even close. Do I sound like a kid? But really you don't have to be a jerk about it. [some people. Even Raph wasn't this bad]

voice

[serving_love]

Yes?

[For all he knows, anyway. It's not like he sounds old.]

Anyway, I wasn't being a jerk. It was just a question. Wasn't sure if there were suddenly five-year-olds running around.