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[dragonbadfaith]

Dear...bugger it, not in the mood—

Potter seems to have pissed off back to our world, which is just typical. Always has to have things just handed to him because he's the bloody Boy Who Lived. I bet Dumbledore gave him the House Cup the second he walked into the Great Hall, too, just because he finally bothered to show up for classes halfway through the year. Probably gift-wrapped it, at that.

1000 points to the arseholes of Gryffindor because Potter's not stuck in some stupid bleeding pirate world anymore.

- Draco Malfoy

P.S. Help, my ship has been taken over by ninjas and one of them is wearing the most ghastly and horrid shade of orange and another has pink hair that I think actually might not be dyed or charmed. Why do I have to still be stuck with these nutters when Potter isn't????

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[dragonbadfaith]

That would be even more typical than him disappearing in the first place. It's like his sole purpose in life is to give me a headache.

It seems to be normal in some places. And to be honest, pink hair is probably one of the least weird things around. There's a pink pony with pink hair on a ship somewhere, for example. Who talks.

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[nephilimduke]

How wonderful of him. I know those kind of people too. If he does, feel free to ask me to disembowel him or whatever you feel like.

Even to completely normal humans? Talking animals are nothing new to me. Then again, I can normally talk to any kind even if they don't use the same kind of speech. That pony won't be the most peculiar thing that I have heard about.

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[dragonbadfaith]

[...Well, that might be a bit much. Even for Potter.]

Oh. Thank you. I shall...keep that in mind!

The pony is weirder than the human with bubblegum hair to me. I've seen hair like that before, sometimes my classmates back home go through odd hair-charming phases, I've just never seen it as a natural hair color. And we have a great many different and diverse species in my world, but talking animals are still hard to come by.

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[nephilimduke]

[ Violence is not uncommon in Hell. ]

You do that.

I suppose that it all depends on what you're used to. A couple of centuries in Hell and you get used to meeting people or creatures with any kind of look. What kind of species do you have in your world?

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[dragonbadfaith]

Well, all the normal things with humans and animals, but then we also have giants, centaurs, merfolk, hippogriffs, dragons...such things that are unique to the Wizarding World—

...I'm sorry, in Hell, is that what that says?

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[nephilimduke]

A lot of common things, then. Wizarding World? Does that mean you are some kind of magician?

Yes, it does indeed. Does that surprise you?

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[dragonbadfaith]

Wizard is the proper term. But yes, I can do magic.

Well. I've just never met anyone from Hell before.

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[nephilimduke]

Magician or Mage are the words used in my world. [ they haven't come to witches and wizards yet ] But it's the same thing, pretty much. Or time, since I've gathered I'm from much earlier times than those that I have talked to this far.

Most doesn't bother revealing that they are from Hell if they are, I suppose.

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[dragonbadfaith]

Oftentimes 'magician' is a term used by Muggles in my world. It's what they call people who pretend to do magic for show. Entertainment of a sort. But it's all a load of bollocks and mostly sleight of hand.

When are you from?

I can imagine that might be something they don't particularly want to share... Is Hell really all fire and brimstone, then?

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[nephilimduke]

I've seen it. It's entertaining to see them try, at least. And some can actually be pretty alright. Knowledge in being able to use your mind and hands quickly is always useful.

2828, following the Hebrew calendar.

It's not. It looks a lot like the human world, actually. With cities, and land, and markets. The state of prosperity and such all depends on who rules the region, though.

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[dragonbadfaith]

I've never actually seen one, just heard some of my classmates mention them before.

2828 was...quite some time ago. Was it not? I think, compared to when I'm from. I'm not entirely familiar with the Hebrew calendar, though.

Really? That sounds surprisingly not horrible considering it's Hell.

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[nephilimduke]

Is that so. Have a look someday, then. But only at some talented one.

So I've heard. Not many seem to know of it at all.

Why does it have to be horrible, in the first place?

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[dragonbadfaith]

We'll see. I don't venture out into that part of the world much, if ever.

I'm from 1995, following the...not Hebrew calendar.

Isn't that the whole point of it?

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[nephilimduke]

It's worth having a look, there has to be a lot off differences.

That doesn't help in converting the years.

It's not. Hell is our home, just like the human world is yours.