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[dragonbadfaith]

Dear...bugger it, not in the mood—

Potter seems to have pissed off back to our world, which is just typical. Always has to have things just handed to him because he's the bloody Boy Who Lived. I bet Dumbledore gave him the House Cup the second he walked into the Great Hall, too, just because he finally bothered to show up for classes halfway through the year. Probably gift-wrapped it, at that.

1000 points to the arseholes of Gryffindor because Potter's not stuck in some stupid bleeding pirate world anymore.

- Draco Malfoy

P.S. Help, my ship has been taken over by ninjas and one of them is wearing the most ghastly and horrid shade of orange and another has pink hair that I think actually might not be dyed or charmed. Why do I have to still be stuck with these nutters when Potter isn't????

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[nephilimduke]

I've seen it. It's entertaining to see them try, at least. And some can actually be pretty alright. Knowledge in being able to use your mind and hands quickly is always useful.

2828, following the Hebrew calendar.

It's not. It looks a lot like the human world, actually. With cities, and land, and markets. The state of prosperity and such all depends on who rules the region, though.

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[dragonbadfaith]

I've never actually seen one, just heard some of my classmates mention them before.

2828 was...quite some time ago. Was it not? I think, compared to when I'm from. I'm not entirely familiar with the Hebrew calendar, though.

Really? That sounds surprisingly not horrible considering it's Hell.

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[nephilimduke]

Is that so. Have a look someday, then. But only at some talented one.

So I've heard. Not many seem to know of it at all.

Why does it have to be horrible, in the first place?

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[dragonbadfaith]

We'll see. I don't venture out into that part of the world much, if ever.

I'm from 1995, following the...not Hebrew calendar.

Isn't that the whole point of it?

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[nephilimduke]

It's worth having a look, there has to be a lot off differences.

That doesn't help in converting the years.

It's not. Hell is our home, just like the human world is yours.