[006 || Written]

[dragonbadfaith]

Dear...bugger it, not in the mood—

Potter seems to have pissed off back to our world, which is just typical. Always has to have things just handed to him because he's the bloody Boy Who Lived. I bet Dumbledore gave him the House Cup the second he walked into the Great Hall, too, just because he finally bothered to show up for classes halfway through the year. Probably gift-wrapped it, at that.

1000 points to the arseholes of Gryffindor because Potter's not stuck in some stupid bleeding pirate world anymore.

- Draco Malfoy

P.S. Help, my ship has been taken over by ninjas and one of them is wearing the most ghastly and horrid shade of orange and another has pink hair that I think actually might not be dyed or charmed. Why do I have to still be stuck with these nutters when Potter isn't????

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written;

[dragonbadfaith]

[He's really just looking for things to complain about for no reason, he doesn't particularly care. When in a mood, always best to take it out on other people, of course!]

Yes, yes. I'm aware. There's a talking pony somewhere that also has pink hair, so you're hardly alone.

written;

[slugly]

[NO RESPONSE FOR A LONG TIME

it's a reminder that Sasuke said there were REALLY

WEIRD

THINGS in this world and talking pony has taken it's spot at the top of the list if it's true. The thing that's weird isn't even that it talks because talking animals were pretty normal in Ninjaland. It's that it is a pony and it has pink hair.]

Is he/she on a crew?

written;

[dragonbadfaith]

As far as I'm aware. I've really only spotted her at a distance, though we recently did battle with another talking pony, or...some kind of pony/unicorn/pegasus hybrid who had an odd rainbow-colored mane, if you can believe it.

written;

[slugly]

Sasuke-kun did mention that there were some very strange things here.

written;

[dragonbadfaith]

It's an unusual world. ...With even more unusual things from other worlds.

You knew Sasuke from before, then, correct?

written;

[slugly]

Yes. He's from my world. My village actually, we [A break in her writing.] are part of the same team.

written;

[dragonbadfaith]

Do you know if you're from the same time?

written;

[slugly]

Yes, we are. I guess this has something to do with Itachi?

written;

[dragonbadfaith]

...No, I was simply curious. Why, what about Itachi?

written;

[slugly]

[... You put your foot in your mouth, Sakura. She forgets some people don't know Itachi isn't a thirteen year old where she's from.]

Curious about that too?

written;

[dragonbadfaith]

You mentioned him, is all. I've been sailing with him for awhile now, but I still don't know him that well.

written;

[slugly]

That makes two of us.

He's just a lot younger than I remember him.

written;

[dragonbadfaith]

Really? How old is he supposed to be compared to you lot?

written;

[slugly]

[He's VERY CURIOUS. And bored, probably. Since she is too.

And no harm just telling someone an age.]

I'd say at least a few years older. I don't know specifically since I know him about as well as you do.

[Besides the whole clan massacre, she thinks inwardly. But that's still new.]

You'll get used to the orange, by the way. I have.

written;

[dragonbadfaith]

[PRETTY MUCH.]

What, really? He's supposed to be older? How odd.

[At least, he doesn't remember anyone telling him that before.]

...Doubtful. I think perhaps I'll hex his clothes green.

written;

[slugly]

[SIGHS OUT LOUD MAYBE HE HEARS IT IDEK]

Tell me about it.

[But this place is just odd ALL AROUND. Mind control candy. Never 4get.]

Hex?

written;

[dragonbadfaith]

Yes -- hex. Charm. Spell.

I can do magic, basically.

written;

[slugly]

What else can you do besides change clothes' colors?

written;

[dragonbadfaith]

That's a very...broad question. I can do many, many things. It would be hard to just give you a list. Would you like to see some things, perhaps?

written;

[slugly]

Sure, as long as you don't change my hair color.

written;

[dragonbadfaith]

I promise I shall attempt to refrain!

written;

[slugly]

[he promises and that's A BIG DEAL in ninjaland so that's good enough

for now]

Alright then, where can I find you?

written;

[dragonbadfaith]

Out on deck. I'll be the one charming the rope to dance.

action

[slugly]

[WELL ALRIGHT THEN

She has half a mind not to comment about 'charming' and their ship name and how it's fitting, etc etc.

She might have, had it been voice.

But to the deck she goes! Looking for a dancing rope and thinking to herself how it should be concerning that she's slowly but steadily getting used to the strange things that happen in this world.

She sneaks up on Draco (she's actually a ninja despite her pink hair) and looks over his shoulder at the wiggling rope with a lot of curiosity.]

So this is magic?

action

[dragonbadfaith]

[She's several months too late for that kind of approach to make him completely jump out of his skin anymore. Such is the experience that comes from sailing with Sasuke for too long!

He does tense up, though, for a second, then he's rolling his eyes and muttering a vaguely annoyed "Ninjas" under his breath.]

Yes. Well...this is just a simple spell, really.

[He cancels it, letting the rope fall as he turns to face Sakura, his wand held securely in his grasp.]

Tell me something you'd like to see.