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[dragonbadfaith]

Dear...bugger it, not in the mood—

Potter seems to have pissed off back to our world, which is just typical. Always has to have things just handed to him because he's the bloody Boy Who Lived. I bet Dumbledore gave him the House Cup the second he walked into the Great Hall, too, just because he finally bothered to show up for classes halfway through the year. Probably gift-wrapped it, at that.

1000 points to the arseholes of Gryffindor because Potter's not stuck in some stupid bleeding pirate world anymore.

- Draco Malfoy

P.S. Help, my ship has been taken over by ninjas and one of them is wearing the most ghastly and horrid shade of orange and another has pink hair that I think actually might not be dyed or charmed. Why do I have to still be stuck with these nutters when Potter isn't????

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[dragonbadfaith]

It's called a wand, actually.

[Spins it in his fingers.]

You get used to carrying it.

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[slugly]

[A brow raise at the stressed word.]

Can you... fight with it?

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[dragonbadfaith]

[Raises an eyebrow, then points the wand at a nearby bucket that's just sitting innocently on the deck.]

Confringo!

[Said bucket then promptly explodes, and Draco quickly shoots a stream of water at the spot where it was before a fire forms that would damage the ship in any way.]

There are a few handy combat spells, yes.

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[slugly]

[TENSES A BIT FROM EXPLOSION

She's still staring at the spot where a bucket USED to exist. No exploding tags, he only used his wand and he didn't need physical contact. Definitely handy.]

You know we should spar sometime! I'm sure you do a lot of other amazing things with your wand and I'd like to see.

[And it's a good way to measure combat capabilities of her crew. She knew Naruto, Sasuke, and (to some extent) Itachi's strengths but she didn't know about the others she's sailing with.

So she appeals to that ego.]

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[dragonbadfaith]

[Blinks at her, but the appealing to his ego thing certainly works.]

...Yeah, alright. I could be up for that sometime.

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[slugly]

Great!

[And okay she's pretty excited about it too along with doing it for strategic reasons. How would magic fare against her brains and brawn?]

Once we dock somewhere, I'll come get you so we can spar. How does that sound?

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[dragonbadfaith]

Sounds good. Brilliant, even. I'll be ready.

[TIME TO GO BRUSH UP ON HIS OFFENSIVE AND DEFENSIVE SPELLS. Especially the defensive ones. He'll probably need them.]

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[slugly]

I'm counting on it. I won't go easy on you.

[DEFINITELY NEEDS DEFENSIVE]