Warning: Isabela. May be inappropriate for anybody.

[shipper_on_deck]

[written]

I know that we're all worried about the Navy swooping down and carrying everybody off, [but come on, let's face it. The ocean is a really big place. What are the chances? Also she's got three mages on board.] but I have an extremely important question for everybody:

What's another word you'd use for 'penis?'

While you get points for effort, the following won't count: dick, schlong, salty dog, mast, rudder, yardarm, sausage, bratwurst, the girthy bratwurst, Hassarian's Spear, one eyed snake/viper/python/what-have-you, a battering ram, bushwhacker, the two-handed sword of righteousness, the hammer of pelvic punishment, and the deep-veined purple-helmeted spartan of love.

[somebody get this woman a thesaurus]

Comments

[Written] So not PG

[stolenmemories]

While they aren't terms that I've used, I have come across a few if you need to use them: Cock, wang, pork sword, divine rod, magic wand, love muscle, third leg, Captain Winky, long dong silver, the bald headed yoghurt slinger, and The D.

Do you need more?

[Written]

[redcinemareel]

What would you even need such information for?

[voice]

[yatteyanyo]

How vulgar! You know there are children who can see this?!

voice;

[slugly]

THAT DOESN'T SOUND IMPORTANT AT ALL.

[Voice]

[fierybluebird]

[Marco chuckles softly.] I like the last one best personally, but the best ones are always contextual. What do you need this for?

[written]

[onetrackminds]

You left out mage's staff.