Warning: Isabela. May be inappropriate for anybody.

[shipper_on_deck]

[written]

I know that we're all worried about the Navy swooping down and carrying everybody off, [but come on, let's face it. The ocean is a really big place. What are the chances? Also she's got three mages on board.] but I have an extremely important question for everybody:

What's another word you'd use for 'penis?'

While you get points for effort, the following won't count: dick, schlong, salty dog, mast, rudder, yardarm, sausage, bratwurst, the girthy bratwurst, Hassarian's Spear, one eyed snake/viper/python/what-have-you, a battering ram, bushwhacker, the two-handed sword of righteousness, the hammer of pelvic punishment, and the deep-veined purple-helmeted spartan of love.

[somebody get this woman a thesaurus]

Comments

[stolenmemories]

I didn't say I was acquiring them legally, that would just be a waste of out limited resources.

If I run into you I can lend you a few of the better ones, and one that I'm pretty sure was written by a drunken parrot.

[Mostly because Kasumi can never be normal about acquiring items. Such a klepto.]

[shipper_on_deck]

[nah man, Isabela totally understands that sort of mentality]

I'll take up that offer. You bring the books and I'll bring the booze.

[yup. You're totes invited to any future drunken dramatic readings she'll be hosting.]

[stolenmemories]

Sounds like the best plan I've heard in a while, do you have a name or am I just going to call you the novel pirate?

[Kasumi will be there, just for the blackmail purposes if nothing else.]