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[delicate_maiden]

[The writing is large and looping and it looks like proper penmanship has been abandoned in favor of looking girly and cute.]

Since Selphie was reading love poetry, I started thinking about love again. How depressing, right? I'm beginning to think that being a pirate means not having manners or treating ladies with respect. Sure, there are some exceptions, but the things I've had to go through, honestly...

Do you think the perfect guy is really out there? My lord Ujiyasu would always say that my standards are too high, but what's wrong with high standards? If you set your standards too low, that's what you're going to be stuck with. That's what I think, at least.

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[delicate_maiden]

[Kai watches him with a healthy dose of suspicion, holding her journal close to her chest just in case he tries to grab it and disgrace her good name.]

I'm not stingy, I'm ladylike! There's a difference!

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[allendsmeat]

[pouts at her curiously]

What's the difference?

[delicate_maiden]

A lady is refined and polite and demure. I could never allow something so vulgar.

[She's pulling out the fancy words. See, she knows them! She just can't usually find them when she needs them.]

[allendsmeat]

So draw a refine and polite and damure butt. [no problem]

[delicate_maiden]

[No...it's still a problem.]

I'm. Not. Drawing. A. Butt.

[It's a well documented warning signal when Kai draws a word or sentence out like that, much like a snake rattling its tail or a dog growling. Back home, everyone knows to back off, but here...]

[allendsmeat]

Hmmmmmm....

[hard stare]

Can I draw a butt?

[delicate_maiden]

Gaaaaah!

[Kai grabs the closest thing at hand, which ends up being the box that holds her assortment of brushes and combs, and chucks it at Luffy's head.]

GET OUT!

[allendsmeat]

AHH!

[GETS!]