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Alright, Turner.

[Denzel hits the word 'Turner' with vengeance before continuing on with an accusing tone and sounds like he's pointing a finger. When Crocker gets to the word 'I' his voice turns rather ominous before exclaiming. ]

I know you’re the one behind this. And as soon as I - Mr. Denzel Crocker find you... I’M GIVING YOU AN F! And stealing your - FAIRY GODPARENTS!

And then wish myself back to the twenty-first century and then - RULE THE WORLD!

[This cues the maniacal laughter. There's a pause indicating an after-thought.]

Either that or wish myself out of Moby Dick.

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[Anyone on Isla Empieza will spot a man who is clearly out of place with the locals. From his white collar shirt down to his fancy dress shoes and tie. Not to mention a strange metal box that fits in his hand. He seems to be on the prowl for someone or something, which in all is probably answers. He's very clearly not amused about all of this as she gripes under his breath.]

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Yes, I want magic - [Crocker catches himself and sadness swells up within him. They are the world. Biting his lip the man starts to cry hysterically before groaning in distress and yelling in anger.]

PEOPLE CAN JUST TURN TO DUST!

[There's a beat as he catches his breath. Obviously, something bad happened with people.]

Expect you. You don't seem that bad.

[Crocker isn't entirely sure but they can at least talk about magic and good literature.]

What kind of power?

[That just didn't sound ominous.]

Edited 2014-02-12 21:47 (UTC)

[He kind of laughs softly at that. He has no idea what he was expecting, but it wasn't that.] Thank you, I'm sure you're not bad either, yoi.

Various kinds of powers. Each devil fruit has a different ability attached to it. Earthquakes, darkness, fire, clothes, some of them are really weird, yoi.

Really?!

[There's a very surprise and shocked tone from Denzel's voice.]

That's a first.

[Then the man exclaims loudly.] YOU'RE WELCOME!

That's limited. Unless you eat all of them.

[There's high disappointment from his voice.]

I think I'll stick to fairies.

[Even if they're not going to be like the ones back home Crocker just can't help himself.]

That and the shards.

You can't eat more than one or you'll explode.

And as far as I know, fairies don't do favors for no reason. But good luck hunting for the shards, eh.

[There's a long long pause.]

.....That's a rather unpleasant thought.

Who said anything about being nice to those fairies? Actually I was thinking of capturing them.

[The man chuckles which sounds like an evil nerd.]

THANK YOU!

[He mumbles to himself outloud.]

... Now, how to start?

That sounds difficult.

Once you capture them, won't they just magic themselves free?

I suggest finding a crew that could use your skills. Or making your own, eh.

That's just a plain silly question, no.

Where I'm from I've been able to create gadgets that keep them from poofing away!

[There's a short pause. No he doesn't have his net with him!]

BLAST! I didn't come here with my special butterfly net!.. Oh well. At least I still have my Fairy Tracker.

Mmmm, you're right. I should type up a resume! Or rather write-up a resume seeing this isn't a computer and -

[Welp. Technology. He's going to die without technology! The horror!]

If you could make stuff that could capture the fairies, why not make stuff that would do what you wanted the fairies to do?

That's the easy part. After I have blueprints or I had blueprints for that final step.

... It's finding them that's the hard part.

[Someone doesn't sound all that successful.]

Well, they can go invisible and mask their haki right? I mean there's no part of that which would be easy.

Their ha - ki?

[What new word did you just use there? More than likely Crocker mispronounces this.]

Energy will.

Sky islands call it mantra.

Of course they can go invisible or change into things!

[After all Crocker still swears that he did smell them in Turner's bathroom and those pink and green squirrels Turner has but Crocker hasn't noticed the pencil and easer with faces. The next part is an after- thought.]

Or least that's how they where I'm from...

[Continuing on as Crocker mumbles out loud to himself.]

I wonder now how much I'm going to have to re-learn.

[His eyes dart back and forth silently before continuing on his usual vocal.]

Of course - there's always the possibility that if I'm here so is someone from my universe.

Aye. Many people wind up here in clumps so you should look for your friends.

There's a pattern to this?!

[Tell him more about that his voice seems to say.]

[That is before he laughs like a manic for a few moments.]

Friends? That's a good one!

[That joke moment is short lived as Denzel makes some depressed sighs and bitterly remarks.]

I wish I had some.

[Never mind that though and his tone sounds more plotting.]

Actually, I was thinking maybe of Turner's fairies may be around here.

Edited 2014-02-13 04:38 (UTC)

You don't have any friends?

[What are you, the fairy-chasing version of Crocodile?]

No...

[The man replies as if that is a trick question. Which is followed by a rather angry reply.]

YOUR POINT?!

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[He's torn.]

[He refuses to be sucked in by this, because when Blackbeard first joined them it'd been the same thing. Miserable, lonely, no friends and--]

[Blackbeard isn't everyone. And he'd disappoint his father to judge anyone without knowing them for themselves.]

The sea is a harsh mistress. She doesn't treat fools lightly. Tell me more about your fairies, mate. And your world.

[After Crocker exclaims in rage there's the sound of heavy breathing over the device for a few moments. There's that awkward silence again.]

Why do you want to know about me?

[This is more curiosity more than anything most people don't care to know about him but Crocker can babble about himself not to air? Someone is asking him a direct question about himself?!]

That's a first. [Crocker sounds like he's speaking to the 4th wall.]

Well those fairies have always been a part of my life for one reason or another.

^{I'm not exactly sure why.}

[Crocker pauses to look down at his Fairy Tracker before continuing on in an ominous voice]

It's always been since that day, hasn't it? March 15th, 1972.
[Which he sounds slightly crazed on the next line.]
I want to prove that they existed!
...And I almost did or thought I did when I was in college...

[There's a bit of a pause before Denzel bitterly remarks.]

But rather I was made a laughing stock by everyone and became the butt-of-their jokes no matter where I went from then on. Whether it was Harvard, New Baltimore community college or right at Dimmsdale elementary because of my so called 'crackpot' theories on the existence of - FAIRY GODPARENTS!

[The man is done because he doesn’t really want to get into how his ex-girlfriend left him because of his fairy beliefs.]

But those fairies can do anything! ANYTHING!

[The man completely comes off sounding rather mad before he groans in distress before there's a beat and he states sincerely.]

I appreciate the conversation.

[Probably because he doesn't get lengthy ones. Though he does wonder why Marco wanted to know.]

But why did you want to know, mmm?

Edited 2014-02-13 21:48 (UTC)

Trying to figure out your deal.

There's a man who was equally ridiculed in my world for believing in the existence of fairies. Oh, and a city of made of gold.

He was killed for those beliefs.

Would you risk your life to prove fairies' existence?

[Marco that's not something to ask casually.]

[Giga gasp!]

THERE IS??!!

...There's something slightly awkward about that...

Well... I haven't gone without my accidents with this.

[Though Crocker always re-bounds eventually.]

But - YES! I would.

Beats me. No one ever found it, and everyone called him a liar, but I think a man who stakes that much on the line has a reason for it.

Then look for a crew who wants to look with you. There should be some people on the island or around town. If you can't sail, maybe you can find others who can, or help them with your other skills making stuff.

I think I can understand him. You end up losing everything for your beliefs, and the only two ways for regaining what you had is lying to yourself or showing them all.

[The showing them all does have a lovely favor of vengeance.]

...After all it's not like they'll take you back otherwise...

[Crocker's heart sinks to his stomach as he thinks about Geraldine and states the above and below states in a whisper.]

I still love her.

[That's when his voice picks back up.]

No, I can't say I know how to sail. Expect in theory.

THANK YOU!

I got news for you mate, they still might not take you back. The more you know the truth of these things though, the less you'll want to go back.

Do you have any other skills? Our old inventor was a doctor.

[Crocker snaps into angry -crazy.]

SHUT UP! SHE WILL! SHE WILL!

[Marco may even hear Crocker's body shaking in his voice. Crocker breathes heavy for a moment catching his breath.]

... I know how to read geographical maps and the stars, why do you ask?

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