Denzel Quincy 'Crackpot' Crocker (
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[Audio/Action for Isla Empieza]
Alright, Turner.
[Denzel hits the word 'Turner' with vengeance before continuing on with an accusing tone and sounds like he's pointing a finger. When Crocker gets to the word 'I' his voice turns rather ominous before exclaiming. ]
I know you’re the one behind this. And as soon as I - Mr. Denzel Crocker find you... I’M GIVING YOU AN F! And stealing your - FAIRY GODPARENTS!
And then wish myself back to the twenty-first century and then - RULE THE WORLD!
[This cues the maniacal laughter. There's a pause indicating an after-thought.]
Either that or wish myself out of Moby Dick.
[Action]
[Anyone on Isla Empieza will spot a man who is clearly out of place with the locals. From his white collar shirt down to his fancy dress shoes and tie. Not to mention a strange metal box that fits in his hand. He seems to be on the prowl for someone or something, which in all is probably answers. He's very clearly not amused about all of this as she gripes under his breath.]
[Denzel hits the word 'Turner' with vengeance before continuing on with an accusing tone and sounds like he's pointing a finger. When Crocker gets to the word 'I' his voice turns rather ominous before exclaiming. ]
I know you’re the one behind this. And as soon as I - Mr. Denzel Crocker find you... I’M GIVING YOU AN F! And stealing your - FAIRY GODPARENTS!
And then wish myself back to the twenty-first century and then - RULE THE WORLD!
[This cues the maniacal laughter. There's a pause indicating an after-thought.]
Either that or wish myself out of Moby Dick.
[Action]
[Anyone on Isla Empieza will spot a man who is clearly out of place with the locals. From his white collar shirt down to his fancy dress shoes and tie. Not to mention a strange metal box that fits in his hand. He seems to be on the prowl for someone or something, which in all is probably answers. He's very clearly not amused about all of this as she gripes under his breath.]
Re: [Voice]
[The man replies as if that is a trick question. Which is followed by a rather angry reply.]
YOUR POINT?!
[Voice]
[He refuses to be sucked in by this, because when Blackbeard first joined them it'd been the same thing. Miserable, lonely, no friends and--]
[Blackbeard isn't everyone. And he'd disappoint his father to judge anyone without knowing them for themselves.]
The sea is a harsh mistress. She doesn't treat fools lightly. Tell me more about your fairies, mate. And your world.
[Voice]
Why do you want to know about me?
[This is more curiosity more than anything most people don't care to know about him but Crocker can babble about himself not to air? Someone is asking him a direct question about himself?!]
That's a first. [Crocker sounds like he's speaking to the 4th wall.]
Well those fairies have always been a part of my life for one reason or another.
I'm not exactly sure why.
[Crocker pauses to look down at his Fairy Tracker before continuing on in an ominous voice]
It's always been since that day, hasn't it? March 15th, 1972.
[Which he sounds slightly crazed on the next line.]
I want to prove that they existed!
...And I almost did or thought I did when I was in college...
[There's a bit of a pause before Denzel bitterly remarks.]
But rather I was made a laughing stock by everyone and became the butt-of-their jokes no matter where I went from then on. Whether it was Harvard, New Baltimore community college or right at Dimmsdale elementary because of my so called 'crackpot' theories on the existence of - FAIRY GODPARENTS!
[The man is done because he doesn’t really want to get into how his ex-girlfriend left him because of his fairy beliefs.]
But those fairies can do anything! ANYTHING!
[The man completely comes off sounding rather mad before he groans in distress before there's a beat and he states sincerely.]
I appreciate the conversation.
[Probably because he doesn't get lengthy ones. Though he does wonder why Marco wanted to know.]
But why did you want to know, mmm?
[Voice]
There's a man who was equally ridiculed in my world for believing in the existence of fairies. Oh, and a city of made of gold.
He was killed for those beliefs.
Would you risk your life to prove fairies' existence?
[Marco that's not something to ask casually.]
[Voice]
THERE IS??!!
...There's something slightly awkward about that...
Well... I haven't gone without my accidents with this.
[Though Crocker always re-bounds eventually.]
But - YES! I would.
[Voice]
Then look for a crew who wants to look with you. There should be some people on the island or around town. If you can't sail, maybe you can find others who can, or help them with your other skills making stuff.
[Voice]
[The showing them all does have a lovely favor of vengeance.]
...After all it's not like they'll take you back otherwise...
[Crocker's heart sinks to his stomach as he thinks about Geraldine and states the above and below states in a whisper.]
I still love her.
[That's when his voice picks back up.]
No, I can't say I know how to sail. Expect in theory.
THANK YOU!
[Voice]
Do you have any other skills? Our old inventor was a doctor.
[Voice]
SHUT UP! SHE WILL! SHE WILL!
[Marco may even hear Crocker's body shaking in his voice. Crocker breathes heavy for a moment catching his breath.]
... I know how to read geographical maps and the stars, why do you ask?
[Voice]
[Voice]
[Most importantly why is this guy talking to Crocker for so long?]
[Voice]
[Voice]
[Even if that story about the fairy and gold hunter turned bad. It was nice to know that Crocker wasn't the only one.]
That... and that story about that other fella was a bit helpful.
...That and just speaking for me for long. It's actually kind of nice.
[Voice]
You're a very lonely person, eh?It's super tempting to say, but Marco knows how this goes. He takes in a new kid thinking they're lonely and then he starts to like them. Well, it's not gonna happen!]You're welcome. Most people bite and deserve vengeance, but if you're careful you should find some worthy ones who believe in your dream, yoi.
[Voice]
OW!
You're believing in me?
[The man sounding rather astounded.]
No one's every done that before!
I LIKE YOU!
[Voice]
And I am sure you are fine upstanding person, but let's take it slow okay? One date at a time.
[But no, his deadpan is jut deflecting. He knows how it can feel to have an entire world tell you you're insane and then find the one person who says otherwise. Still dude, there are nicer people than Marco out there, he promises.]
[Voice]
[That is quite a complement Marco but he wouldn't say he is.]
Why do you say something like that?
[After all he never did say how he does torment children.]
I'm barely a person!
[Though that's more of self esteem there than anything else.]
[Voice]
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Wait.. How do you know I slouch?
[Voice]
Oh. Pun, right, yoi.
Call that a hunch too!
[Voice]
Wait - what?!
You have a hunch about what now?
[Voice]
Never mind, yoi. It's unimportant.
[Voice]
If you say so.
[There's a brief pause and Crocker hearfully means this.]
I appreciate you speaking to me... and not judging me. I really do.
[Another pause as his voice returns to his usual.]
Speak to you again?
[Voice]
[Try and stop him.]
Re: [Voice]