Denzel Quincy 'Crackpot' Crocker (
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[Audio/Action for Isla Empieza]
Alright, Turner.
[Denzel hits the word 'Turner' with vengeance before continuing on with an accusing tone and sounds like he's pointing a finger. When Crocker gets to the word 'I' his voice turns rather ominous before exclaiming. ]
I know you’re the one behind this. And as soon as I - Mr. Denzel Crocker find you... I’M GIVING YOU AN F! And stealing your - FAIRY GODPARENTS!
And then wish myself back to the twenty-first century and then - RULE THE WORLD!
[This cues the maniacal laughter. There's a pause indicating an after-thought.]
Either that or wish myself out of Moby Dick.
[Action]
[Anyone on Isla Empieza will spot a man who is clearly out of place with the locals. From his white collar shirt down to his fancy dress shoes and tie. Not to mention a strange metal box that fits in his hand. He seems to be on the prowl for someone or something, which in all is probably answers. He's very clearly not amused about all of this as she gripes under his breath.]
[Denzel hits the word 'Turner' with vengeance before continuing on with an accusing tone and sounds like he's pointing a finger. When Crocker gets to the word 'I' his voice turns rather ominous before exclaiming. ]
I know you’re the one behind this. And as soon as I - Mr. Denzel Crocker find you... I’M GIVING YOU AN F! And stealing your - FAIRY GODPARENTS!
And then wish myself back to the twenty-first century and then - RULE THE WORLD!
[This cues the maniacal laughter. There's a pause indicating an after-thought.]
Either that or wish myself out of Moby Dick.
[Action]
[Anyone on Isla Empieza will spot a man who is clearly out of place with the locals. From his white collar shirt down to his fancy dress shoes and tie. Not to mention a strange metal box that fits in his hand. He seems to be on the prowl for someone or something, which in all is probably answers. He's very clearly not amused about all of this as she gripes under his breath.]
[Voice]
[Even if that story about the fairy and gold hunter turned bad. It was nice to know that Crocker wasn't the only one.]
That... and that story about that other fella was a bit helpful.
...That and just speaking for me for long. It's actually kind of nice.
[Voice]
You're a very lonely person, eh?It's super tempting to say, but Marco knows how this goes. He takes in a new kid thinking they're lonely and then he starts to like them. Well, it's not gonna happen!]You're welcome. Most people bite and deserve vengeance, but if you're careful you should find some worthy ones who believe in your dream, yoi.
[Voice]
OW!
You're believing in me?
[The man sounding rather astounded.]
No one's every done that before!
I LIKE YOU!
[Voice]
And I am sure you are fine upstanding person, but let's take it slow okay? One date at a time.
[But no, his deadpan is jut deflecting. He knows how it can feel to have an entire world tell you you're insane and then find the one person who says otherwise. Still dude, there are nicer people than Marco out there, he promises.]
[Voice]
[That is quite a complement Marco but he wouldn't say he is.]
Why do you say something like that?
[After all he never did say how he does torment children.]
I'm barely a person!
[Though that's more of self esteem there than anything else.]
[Voice]
Re: [Voice]
Wait.. How do you know I slouch?
[Voice]
Oh. Pun, right, yoi.
Call that a hunch too!
[Voice]
Wait - what?!
You have a hunch about what now?
[Voice]
Never mind, yoi. It's unimportant.
[Voice]
If you say so.
[There's a brief pause and Crocker hearfully means this.]
I appreciate you speaking to me... and not judging me. I really do.
[Another pause as his voice returns to his usual.]
Speak to you again?
[Voice]
[Try and stop him.]
Re: [Voice]