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Denzel Quincy 'Crackpot' Crocker ([personal profile] crackpotcrocker) wrote in [community profile] piratejournal2014-02-10 03:33 pm

[Audio/Action for Isla Empieza]

Alright, Turner.

[Denzel hits the word 'Turner' with vengeance before continuing on with an accusing tone and sounds like he's pointing a finger. When Crocker gets to the word 'I' his voice turns rather ominous before exclaiming. ]

I know you’re the one behind this. And as soon as I - Mr. Denzel Crocker find you... I’M GIVING YOU AN F! And stealing your - FAIRY GODPARENTS!

And then wish myself back to the twenty-first century and then - RULE THE WORLD!

[This cues the maniacal laughter. There's a pause indicating an after-thought.]

Either that or wish myself out of Moby Dick.

[Action]

[Anyone on Isla Empieza will spot a man who is clearly out of place with the locals. From his white collar shirt down to his fancy dress shoes and tie. Not to mention a strange metal box that fits in his hand. He seems to be on the prowl for someone or something, which in all is probably answers. He's very clearly not amused about all of this as she gripes under his breath.]
fierybluebird: (can you believe this guy?)

[Voice]

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2014-02-14 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
[You're a very lonely person, eh? It's super tempting to say, but Marco knows how this goes. He takes in a new kid thinking they're lonely and then he starts to like them. Well, it's not gonna happen!]

You're welcome. Most people bite and deserve vengeance, but if you're careful you should find some worthy ones who believe in your dream, yoi.
fierybluebird: (lazily mocking you)

[Voice]

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2014-02-16 10:53 am (UTC)(link)
[This poor poor man.]

And I am sure you are fine upstanding person, but let's take it slow okay? One date at a time.

[But no, his deadpan is jut deflecting. He knows how it can feel to have an entire world tell you you're insane and then find the one person who says otherwise. Still dude, there are nicer people than Marco out there, he promises.]
fierybluebird: [Marco arching an eyebrow leaning on an arm with blue background] (Lulz you're so silly)

[Voice]

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2014-02-21 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[He chuckles softly.] Call it a hunch, yoi.
fierybluebird: (lazily mocking you)

[Voice]

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2014-02-22 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
What?

Oh. Pun, right, yoi.

Call that a hunch too!
fierybluebird: (Calm down I'll take care of it)

[Voice]

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2014-02-22 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Your posture.

Never mind, yoi. It's unimportant.
fierybluebird: (take a walk on the wild side)

[Voice]

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2014-02-23 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Sure thing mate.

[Try and stop him.]