[006 || Voice]

[serving_love]

[It's been awhile since they made their last comments to the journal from inside the kraken, and since then they've busted out, nearly drowned getting to the surface, and then probably nearly drowned all over again in their search for land, but they've finally managed to find an island and Sanji has basically been a collapsed pile of shitty jelly on the beach for a good hour or so now.

It's a combination of hunger and the absence of sound (read: Luffy) that finally has him groaning and forcing himself to sit up, plus he figures they should probably update their nakama on their status again, since it's been a good day or two since they've spoken to any of them.

...And seriously, where the hell did Luffy fuck off to?

Well. Whatever.

Sanji tiredly pulls out his journal, flips it open to whatever blank page it decides to land on, and leaves his message.]

Yo. Still ain't dead. On an island who the hell knows where. I think we—

[A sudden, familiar sounding "Wahoo!" interrupts him from somewhere, and Sanji looks around to see a dust cloud in the distance. He stares at it, watching as it gets bigger and bigger.

"SaaaAAAAAAANNNNNNN—"

...Ah, shit. He knows who that is. But.

Is that...?

"—JJJJJJIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!"

Annnd that's about when a big ol' turtle zooms by with Luffy sitting cheerily on the damn thing's shell, until it crashes smack into Sanji and sends the journal flying from his hands.]

Comments

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[allendsmeat]

Yeah but Sanji you never get dates. How do you know?

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[serving_love]

The hell do you know?! I've been on tons of dates!

voice;

[allendsmeat]

Ehh? Really? What were they like?

voice;

[serving_love]

Yes! It was before I met you. On the Baratie.

...They were good?

voice;

[allendsmeat]

[sits crosslegged, holding his ankles and absently rocking side to side, waiting for a story]

Yeah, but what did you do? Did you kiss anyone?

...action lolz not voice >.>

[serving_love]

[Splutters a bit.]

Well—yes, obviously, but.

[Recovers a little, smirking and brushing some hair back from his face.]

A true gentleman never kisses and tells~

[allendsmeat]

Boo. That's boring. Tell me anyway.

[serving_love]

Hell no! It's none of your business!

[allendsmeat]

I wanna knooow! Sanjiiii! [cue whining and rolling around on the sand]

[serving_love]

Why do you wanna know, you gonna take someone on a date or something?

[allendsmeat]

I dunno. Maybe. I don't know what dates are like but if they're fun I wanna try it.

[serving_love]

[Raises an eyebrow.]

Didn't think you were interested in that kinda thing.

[Gets a thoughtful look, shoving his hands into his pockets and rocking back on his heels.]

It's basically just...taking girls out to dinner. And bringing them flowers. Talking to them, holding their hands, going for a walk along the beach at sunset while a gentle breeze blows her hair back and there's probably birds singing and shit and maybe dolphins jumping in the ocean in the background...

[Hello, La La Land~]

[allendsmeat]

[serving_love]

[Notices the sudden silence there and snaps out of it.]

...Oi!

[Rude. 8|]

[allendsmeat]

[snot bubble pops and he wakes up.]


Mmm I still really wanna do it though. Sanji! Show me how to date!

[serving_love]

Tch, yeah right.

[Crosses his arms stubbornly.]

Ask your brother, that's what they're for.

[allendsmeat]

No way. I want Sanji to do it.

[serving_love]

[Groans.]

Why? You don't actually care about this shit!

[allendsmeat]

Cuz I wanna try. Maybe I'll like it after I do it.

[serving_love]

Who would you even date?

[allendsmeat]

Anyone I wanted.

[serving_love]

[...]

Fair enough, I guess.

[SIGH.]

Dating is just a way to get closer to people.

[allendsmeat]

But I'm close to a lot of people and I don't think I'm dating them. [scratches his head] But I guess we eat dinner together and sometimes there are flowers on the table so am I actually dating everyone at once?

[serving_love]

[Cracks a grin. He can't help it.]

Ah...no. Closer in a romantic sense. You're just friends with all those idiots, trust me. ...Well, for now. I guess.

[...Weird thought. Sanji'll just shove that one aside for now.]

[allendsmeat]

... Like man's romance?

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