[006 || Voice]

[serving_love]

[It's been awhile since they made their last comments to the journal from inside the kraken, and since then they've busted out, nearly drowned getting to the surface, and then probably nearly drowned all over again in their search for land, but they've finally managed to find an island and Sanji has basically been a collapsed pile of shitty jelly on the beach for a good hour or so now.

It's a combination of hunger and the absence of sound (read: Luffy) that finally has him groaning and forcing himself to sit up, plus he figures they should probably update their nakama on their status again, since it's been a good day or two since they've spoken to any of them.

...And seriously, where the hell did Luffy fuck off to?

Well. Whatever.

Sanji tiredly pulls out his journal, flips it open to whatever blank page it decides to land on, and leaves his message.]

Yo. Still ain't dead. On an island who the hell knows where. I think we—

[A sudden, familiar sounding "Wahoo!" interrupts him from somewhere, and Sanji looks around to see a dust cloud in the distance. He stares at it, watching as it gets bigger and bigger.

"SaaaAAAAAAANNNNNNN—"

...Ah, shit. He knows who that is. But.

Is that...?

"—JJJJJJIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!"

Annnd that's about when a big ol' turtle zooms by with Luffy sitting cheerily on the damn thing's shell, until it crashes smack into Sanji and sends the journal flying from his hands.]

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[allendsmeat]

[serving_love]

[Notices the sudden silence there and snaps out of it.]

...Oi!

[Rude. 8|]

[allendsmeat]

[snot bubble pops and he wakes up.]


Mmm I still really wanna do it though. Sanji! Show me how to date!

[serving_love]

Tch, yeah right.

[Crosses his arms stubbornly.]

Ask your brother, that's what they're for.

[allendsmeat]

No way. I want Sanji to do it.

[serving_love]

[Groans.]

Why? You don't actually care about this shit!

[allendsmeat]

Cuz I wanna try. Maybe I'll like it after I do it.

[serving_love]

Who would you even date?

[allendsmeat]

Anyone I wanted.

[serving_love]

[...]

Fair enough, I guess.

[SIGH.]

Dating is just a way to get closer to people.

[allendsmeat]

But I'm close to a lot of people and I don't think I'm dating them. [scratches his head] But I guess we eat dinner together and sometimes there are flowers on the table so am I actually dating everyone at once?

[serving_love]

[Cracks a grin. He can't help it.]

Ah...no. Closer in a romantic sense. You're just friends with all those idiots, trust me. ...Well, for now. I guess.

[...Weird thought. Sanji'll just shove that one aside for now.]

[allendsmeat]

... Like man's romance?

[? ? ?]

[serving_love]

Like a man and woman's romance. ...Or whatever you're going for -- it's when you want to get know someone really well. Just one person, like they're all you're interested in. You can't stop thinking about them, they're the person you want to hang out with most and there's shit you want to do with them that you wouldn't do with your friends.

[Reconsiders that.]

...Usually.

[Arches an eyebrow.]

Come on, are you really that clueless? You gotta have some idea about all this. Dating, romance, sex, marriage, families, babies. [Flaps a hand in an 'etc, etc' kinda way.] It all goes together.

[allendsmeat]

[that's the part he doesn't get. He thinks about his nakama a lot and wants to do things with them or even just be there. It isn't the same as friends. He's not sure about romance and knows kinda about sex since he's seen animals do it. Marriage he sort of knows but he's pretty sure that Ace doesn't want to do that kind of thing because it was something that happened to people who were already parents and usually stayed on land, at least he couldn't remember any pirates who were. But you didn't have to date for families and babies because families you made and babies happened even if people weren't married or didn't really like each other and sometimes you could find them in cabbage but he'd never really understood that either

Ahh, it was too much thinking. His head was starting to hurt. Really in the end...]

I don't care about romance. I just wanna try it and maybe it'll happen.

[as for who...he already knew his nakama really well but he could get to know them better and no one else was as interesting or they'd be nakama already]

I think I just wanna try it with you guys.

[serving_love]

No.

[The reply is abrupt and immediate.]

Hell no. Count me out. You know what my interest is in dating you? Or any of the other guys on our crew? Fucking nonexistent.

[The thought creeps him out a little, actually. Mostly because he hears the word 'date' and thinks flowers and chocolates and all that mess, which instantly gives him a Boa Hancock-esque bishounen vision of Luffy and ugh.]

You might be shit outta luck there anyway, the way our crew carries on. The men are dumbasses and the ladies are off-limits. ...To you. Not to me.

[...Eventually he figures he needs to circle back around to the fact that it's not all so black and white, romance doesn't have to be involved, and you don't have to be dating to have sex, not everything falls in line so neatly like that...

But he's not exactly sure how to explain all that to a guy who can't grasp the most basic concepts of liking someone in that way. Hmm.]

[allendsmeat]

I'm gonna date who I want.

[even Sanji because dating is having fun and learning about him and doing all sorts of cool things so he's going to do it and you can't stop him]

[serving_love]

[Doubtful look.]

They gotta want to date you back.

[allendsmeat]

[it's the same as getting nakama, right?]

Want to date me back.

[glare glare.]

[serving_love]

......No.

[allendsmeat]

Yes.

[serving_love]

Nope!

[Stubborn look.]

[allendsmeat]

. . .

[stomps off.]


[stomps back with a wilted dandelion which he thrusts out]

Yes!

[serving_love]

[His eyes slowly widen and he just stares, completely uncertain whether to laugh or cry.

This is his life. His captain is giving him shitty flowers and trying to ask him out on a date.

He clearly took a wrong turn somewhere.]

Nngh. .......No?

[allendsmeat]

[just sort of slumps and eats the flower for no apparent reason while he goes to sit down on the beach and pout. This dating stuff is really hard and he just wanted to have fun and what's the problem with that anyway?]