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[serving_love]

- Booze
- So much shitty booze
- Wine
- Cornmeal
- Rice
- Meat
- Meat
- Fucking more meat — dammit, Luffy
- Lemons / Limes
- Oranges...
- Nami-san ♡

[The start of what looks like a grocery list abruptly cuts off as 1) Sanji gets...distracted, and 2) he remembers this isn't just scrap paper and other people will see it. Shit. He skips further down the page.]




So...how many of you guys getting ready to set sail actually know what the hell to do once you're out at sea?

And how many of you stocked up properly, fucking hell.

Comments

[voice]

[serving_love]

Fair enough. My crew is fairly small, so. Luffy has a knack for asking the right people to join.

[voice]

[justguidelines]

I'm sad to say mine here is. However, back where we were before this...Well. It were enough to crew a Galleon. That be all that matters.

[voice]

[serving_love]

H'ohhh... Sunny was a brig sloop.

So who the hell are you, anyway? Got a name?

[voice]

[justguidelines]

Precious. Not too terribly long ago, I saw one blown to splinters. Pride of the Royal Navy, so it were.

I do.

[voice]

[serving_love]

We're more likely to blow others to shitty splinters.

...Tch. Alright, asshole, if you're gonna be a bastard about it. Not like I have a burning need to know.

[voice]

[justguidelines]

[Cute.]

You only asked if I had a name, which I do, and so I did answer. It were you who failed to specify you were asking for it.

[voice]

[serving_love]

Yeah, yeah. Ya shitty smartass.