[001 || Written]

[serving_love]

- Booze
- So much shitty booze
- Wine
- Cornmeal
- Rice
- Meat
- Meat
- Fucking more meat — dammit, Luffy
- Lemons / Limes
- Oranges...
- Nami-san ♡

[The start of what looks like a grocery list abruptly cuts off as 1) Sanji gets...distracted, and 2) he remembers this isn't just scrap paper and other people will see it. Shit. He skips further down the page.]




So...how many of you guys getting ready to set sail actually know what the hell to do once you're out at sea?

And how many of you stocked up properly, fucking hell.

Comments

[voice]

[allendsmeat]

It was a good question. [the other stuff didn't matter so much. As for the rest of it, he's not going to answer since that guy is just being a jerk]

[voice]

[justguidelines]

[Pirate. Even if you don't know that.]

It was an awful question and ye know it.

[voice]

[allendsmeat]

[a jerk is a jerk even if he's a pirate] We're going to have to find that annoying ghost guy's stuff anyway so why not find cool places to go?

[voice]

[justguidelines]

[He's a jerk because he's a pirate. C'mon, Luffy, keep up.]

That ghost guy as ye so earthily put it, mate, be Davy Jones, apparently. Surely ye know Davy Jones.

[Which means, of course, he thinks he has a leg up on what they're looking for. He doesn't want to stab the heart, obviously, but finding it would be...A bit of leverage.]

[voice]

[allendsmeat]

[whatever reason he's a jerk, he's still a jerk.]

Don't know him. Is he your friend?

[voice]

[justguidelines]

[And that just earns a chuckle.]

I thought ye were a pirate, lad. A pirate, yet one who doesn't know the pirate devil?

[voice]

[allendsmeat]

Hmm. [he thinks] I've heard of Davey Back... maybe he has a different name. But if he's a pirate devil, why aren't there more pirates?

[voice]

[justguidelines]

Jones has charge of all those as die at sea. And those he particularly wishes to punish, he sends to the Locker.

[He'll let you just...Think on that a moment.]

[voice]

[allendsmeat]

Oh. [he knocks a fist into his palm] So he's everyone's devil. [but as for the rest of it, it's not really a problem]

Well if I die at sea I'll just go kick his ass.

[that'll make it easier to get to him. He's not entirely sure how he's going to do it, but he'll figure that out when he gets there]

[voice]

[justguidelines]

[Not the point he was getting at, but then...He's not really surprised.]

You do realize, a'course, that Jones be immortal. His heart beats, but not in his chest. Nay, there be those as keep watch over it, for the moment.

There will be no 'kicking his arse', lad. Not as it be now.

[voice]

[allendsmeat]

Mmm. So I'll find his heart and then kick his ass. But I guess I want to find the shards first. But going to Candy Mountain is the first first, because that's where Pinkie wants to go.

[Yes. Yes. It all works out and nothing to worry about]

[voice]

[justguidelines]

[You hear this? This is the voice of a man who is entirely too amused for his own good.]

Well, I certainly do with ye luck with your search for this Candy Mountain, then. Though...One could always suppose it's a place as cannot be found, unless ye already know where it is.

[voice]

[allendsmeat]

[you're a really weird guy, you know]

Oh, thanks! And if that's the case we'll just find where it is.

[and even if they don't, the'll have a lot of adventures looking and maybe finding cool old maps and cool old people with good directions or something like an eternal pose except maybe it's a candy cane.

In either case...]

Good luck to you, too, old guy!

[voice]

[justguidelines]

[He's giving himself a headache, rolling his eyes.]

I don't need luck, as I have the skill.

[And...Closing the book, the end, no more, he needs a drink.]