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[serving_love]

- Booze
- So much shitty booze
- Wine
- Cornmeal
- Rice
- Meat
- Meat
- Fucking more meat — dammit, Luffy
- Lemons / Limes
- Oranges...
- Nami-san ♡

[The start of what looks like a grocery list abruptly cuts off as 1) Sanji gets...distracted, and 2) he remembers this isn't just scrap paper and other people will see it. Shit. He skips further down the page.]




So...how many of you guys getting ready to set sail actually know what the hell to do once you're out at sea?

And how many of you stocked up properly, fucking hell.

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[ Audio ]

[serving_love]

Pleasure to meet you as well, Lucy-chan~!

You're right, this whole thing has definitely been crazy as shit. Feels like getting on a ship and shoving off is just playing into that pirate ghost asshole's game, but I'm not sure what else we can do.

[ Audio ]

[celestial_wizard]

[ A giggle at that. ]

Nice to meet you too, Sanji.

[ And then a bit more seriously. ]

It does. Right now that guy holds all of the cards... heh, if my friends were here they'd want to fight him so we could go back, rather than cooperate. ... I wonder if he was telling the truth, though. ... If that jewel we find, what if it only sends the people who have it back, rather than all of us?

[ Audio ]

[serving_love]

Hell, if I had any idea how to find the bastard again then I'd fight him, too! But for now...

If it only sends the people who find it back, well...all the more reason to get our asses in gear and be quick about searching for it.

[ Audio ]

[celestial_wizard]

Hee, you'd probably get along well with everyone else from Fairy Tail, then.

Hnn... That's no good. Hopefully whoever finds the jewel is willing to use it to send everyone back and not just themselves.

[ Audio ]

[serving_love]

Heh, yeah? Any of them here?

Hopefully, but...we're dealing with pirates here. Granted, we're not all assholes, but still. We might have our work cut out for us, Lucy-chan!

[ Audio ]

[celestial_wizard]

Just one, my guildmate Juvia. We arrived here the same day, so we were lucky enough to meet up and join with one of the crews. What about you?

[ An awkward laugh at that. ]

You're right. If we find it first, I'll let you know - I wouldn't want to leave anyone stranded here if they want to go home.

[ Audio ]

[serving_love]

About half my crew is here. [Slight pause.] Although...we don't all seem to be from the same shitty time. Which is kinda fucked up.

[Oh, but that next part, if only you could see Sanji now~ He's doing a weird noodly flail dance in his seat.]

Ahhh, Lucy-chan is so nice!! We'll definitely keep you posted if we find any piece, too! We can work together!

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[celestial_wizard]

Really? That's so lucky~!

[ She's genuinely pleased, but at the same time, she misses her own nakama. Wait what? ]

Wha? What do you mean, you're not from the same time?

[ I-it's probably for the best that she -doesn't- see Sanji right now. She does giggle a little, thoroughly pleased. ]

That would be wonderful! Thanks Sanji, you're the best! In a place like this, working together like that will get us home faster,I'm sure of it!

[ Audio ]

[serving_love]

Well... [He's not even sure how it's possible, so it's weird to talk about, but...] Apparently some of my nakama are from, uh. Two years after me? I don't even know, like I said, it's fucked up.

[JUST GRINNING AWAY.]

You're right, it will! We'll be out of here in no time!

[ Audio ]

[celestial_wizard]

That must be really confusing... come to think of it, I never asked Juvia about something like that. ...

[ Audio ]

[serving_love]

Confusing and kinda weird, but we're all still the same people! So it's not too bad.